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The explanation of Ass Douchery, at the finest.
No child left behind... you are taking your threshold on the world. No more participation trophies.
“If you feel no one has quite captured how you may feel about the ‘Occupiers’, look no further than this. There are seriously no words for how much awesome is packed into this 9 minute rant. That’s really all that can be said about it. Warning: Graphic Language”
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“When you want to be successful as bad as you want to breathe, then you’ll be successful!”
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Need some balls to justify your freelance ability to do anything? Remember these words of Harlan Ellison... this is your answer.
“All you got to do is pay me. Everybody else may be an asshole but I’m not. By what right would you call me and ask me to work for nothing? Do you get a paycheck? Does your boss get a paycheck? Do you pay the telecine guy? Do you pay the camera men? Do you pay the cutters? Do you pay the teamsters when they shlep your stuff on the trucks? Would you go a gas station and ask to give you free gas? Would you go to the doctor and have them take out your spleen for nothing? How dare you call me and what me to work for nothing…
…there is no publicity value. The only value for me, is if you put money in my hand.
I don’t take a piss without getting paid for it.
I get so angry about this because you undercut by all the amateurs. It’s the amateurs who make it tough for all the professionals.”
Now that we have that clear… lets talk about some creative thinking.
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Some very interesting analogies and thoughts presented via messengers, comedians and a little bit of sappy emotional music.
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“When you win… you go into this smoky room with the 12 industrialists capitalists scumfucks who got you in there. And your in this smoking room and this… little screen comes down. And a big guy and a cigar says – “roll the film”. And it’s a shot of the Kennedy assassination from an angle you’ve never seen before.
And then the film – the screen goes up and the lights come on and they go… “Your the new president – any questions?”"
Classic find Robert Fulton.
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Nothing like some quick Friday comedy to start your day.
This is 2005 talk — read it.
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I miss watching Letterman. Leno – your out.
Conan – I hope you are alive.
Advice to the smaller shop owners in this tough economic climate?
There will be a lot of pressure to sell on price. There will be a lot of pressure to do work on spec, or jump through ridiculous hoops. There will be a lot of pressure to think that the bad client in the hand is better than the great client in the bush. But there are only 3 reasons to have a client – great work, lots of money, great fun. Ideally your client provides you with all three. But if they’re not providing you with any of those things, they’re not a client. They’re a black hole. And that’s true in any economy.
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Artist: Cee Lo Green
Song: F**K YOU
Album: The Ladykiller
Release Date: October 4th, 2010
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HA! – Being your own talent is sometimes very difficult.
New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products
I couldn’t have said it any better myself — especially having come from being somebody like this.
Too many people are playing the game… feel free to hit me on my pre-pay.
Who would have thought ambush marketing would have been illegal in South Africa?
Nice work Bavaria – trying to walk on official world cup sponsor budweiser.
I’ve been talking for a while (5 years) now about how Flash is dead. So if you don’t believe me – then maybe you will believe Steve Jobs.
To summarize…
Solution:
Straight from the Apple core
HTML5 + CSS + JavaScript
More:
Smashin Magazine
Enjoy.
The top 10 picks for March, with links to view on YouTube:
1. BMW S1000RR – Dinner Table, agency: n/a
2. Pedigree – Dogs, agency: TBWA
3. Pepsi Max – ‘Oh Africa,’ agency: n/a
4. Nike – The Human Chain, agency: Wieden & Kennedy
5. Adidas Originals – Street Corner, agency: Sid Lee
6. Tropicana – Arctic Sun, agency: BBDO
7. Sprite – Spark, agency: Bartle Bogle Hegarty
8. Sony Playstation – Move, agency: Deutsch
9. Specsavers – ‘The Specs Effect,’ agency: Specsavers Creative
10. Natural Gas Belgium – Soft Heat, agency: TBWA
Genius: 4, 10
Hydle Favorite:
Although I am a fan of a couple of these commercials – the key word here is that they are mainly all commercials – and that I am not a fan of. Goviral needs to rethink this batch.
About the Rankings: goviral issues a monthly top-10 list of viral video rankings on its site, including additional commentary about the videos, their approaches and why the firm thinks they are viral or likely to become viral in the future.