Carlton – Blondes

Genius.

“They say dogs grow to look like their owners – and Australian beer Carlton MID’s premise for this print campaign is that if you spend too much time with your wife, you’ll grow to look like her too. The tagline is ‘Spending too much time with the wife? Stay a little longer.’ Clemenger BBDO Melbourne created the ads as part of a long running campaign encouraging men to spend more time relaxing with their mates at the pub.”

Thanks [CREATIVITY]

Full Credits
Agency: Clemenger BBDO Melbourne
Client: Carlton
Executive Creative Director: Ant Keogh
Art Director: Ant Phillips
Copywriter: Richard Williams

Uh oh! I have an iPhone Again

After 2 and a half years of “Hit me on my pre-pay!” and GoPhone calculator simplicity… I have finally stepped back into the iPhone world. I can honestly say that I haven’t missed being technical, the trendy factor of owning Apple devices definitely pushed me away from playing in this arena for a while – But now I’m back.

The Voice of Reason – To Do List

Relayed from another friend…

“My Buddy found this in a lost purse… Hilarious! (he was trying to find out whose purse it was; what he didn’t anticipate was finding the voice of reason narrating it)”

If your having a hard time trying to get over someone… like Landon – maybe this will give you the inspiration you need to just say NO… and to have sex with only 1 person while eliminating your blow problem and limiting your drinking problems. Just remember, no moondoggies for three more weeks! Time to get your hair done, get your tan on and whiten up those teeth to look good in your new clothes.

MFCEO Kenneth Powers is Back

EXPLICIT:

[YouTube] <— 318 views

My brother and I have been dreaming of a campaign like this... finally good to see it.
Is this marketing? Or is it genius?

Genius Marketing - again.

Staff:
Jillian Michaels - Community Outreach Director
Matt Cassel - Chief Marketing Officer
Josh Cox - Chief Super Long Distance Runner Officer
Jon "Bones" Jones - Human Resources Director
Urijah Faber - Chief Operations Officer
Ray Mysterio - Director of Security
Patrick Willis - VP of Carnage
Kenny Powers - MFCEO

Slogans:
"Stop Not Training"
"Un-Weak Yourself"
"Do Not Undermine the Lightness of the Tubes"
"Quit Not Breaking World Records"
"I'm the Ceo. You Shut Up."
"Get Championy"

Micro Site:
[K Swiss Micro Site of the Year]… again.

Behind the Scenes:
[Explaining MFCEO Kenny Powers] <— 614

YouTubeUlars:
[Tubes or Weakness] <— 379
[A-Too Slow B-Not Enough Effort] <— 472
[Get Hard] <— 460
[Five-Druple] <— 401
[Patrick Willis] <— 443

K-Swiss Power Cologne:
[Scent of Boner] <— 308
[The Shit] <— 535
[Scent of Dick] <— 328

Last Year R Rated:
[40 Yard Dash] <— 3,477
[Last Years Explicit] <— 22,841
[Calipornia – Funny or Die] <— 55,124

If you still want to show your grandma the power of the tubes... watch this one.

NOT EXPLICIT:

[YouTube] <— 696 views

Square for iPhone – by Chris OConnell

[iDevice Link] <— 22,727 views

A nice revisit to a good friend doing good things. I asked Chris back in May when he posted this video what he was possibly thinking about when he conceptualized this idea...

“Just trying to push the limits of extreme, I wanted to do something that hadn’t been done before. I consider this accomplishment as important as the invention of the internet, or even television for that matter.”

Genius.