‎4th of July Chicago To Do Checklist:

1. get drunk
2. cubs game
3. fireworks
4. get all of us laid-ies
5. play on a lake
6. go to a beach
7. golf
8. drink free beer at coors headquarters
9. top golf – wood dale
10. pee on the border of wis + illinois

12. sell 100 blackbox cases to OWC