{"id":1641,"date":"2009-10-14T14:02:26","date_gmt":"2009-10-14T20:02:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/?p=1641"},"modified":"2009-10-16T01:34:20","modified_gmt":"2009-10-16T07:34:20","slug":"parker-makes-iphone-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/parker-makes-iphone-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"Parker Makes iPhone Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/100909_ParkerMakesiPhoneFunny.jpg\"><img data-attachment-id=\"1642\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/parker-makes-iphone-funny\/100909_parkermakesiphonefunny\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/100909_ParkerMakesiPhoneFunny.jpg?fit=320%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"320,480\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"100909_ParkerMakesiPhoneFunny\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/100909_ParkerMakesiPhoneFunny.jpg?fit=266%2C400&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/100909_ParkerMakesiPhoneFunny.jpg?fit=320%2C480&amp;ssl=1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1642\" title=\"100909_ParkerMakesiPhoneFunny\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/100909_ParkerMakesiPhoneFunny.jpg?resize=320%2C480\" alt=\"100909_ParkerMakesiPhoneFunny\" width=\"320\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/100909_ParkerMakesiPhoneFunny.jpg?w=320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/100909_ParkerMakesiPhoneFunny.jpg?resize=266%2C400&amp;ssl=1 266w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nikki &#8211; I don&#8217;t know who you are &#8230; but chances are you will never see this.  And I love your name.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nikki &#8211; I don&#8217;t know who you are &#8230; but chances are you will never see this. And I love your name.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[60,26,95],"tags":[264,78],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2oCe7-qt","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1641"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1641"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1641\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1654,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1641\/revisions\/1654"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}