{"id":1658,"date":"2009-10-19T01:16:18","date_gmt":"2009-10-19T07:16:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/?p=1658"},"modified":"2009-10-19T01:16:18","modified_gmt":"2009-10-19T07:16:18","slug":"humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WOMEN&#8217;S ENGLISH<br \/>\n1. Yes = No<br \/>\n2. No = Yes<br \/>\n3. Maybe = No<br \/>\n4. We need = I want<br \/>\n5. I am sorry = You&#8217;ll be sorry<br \/>\n6. We need to talk = You&#8217;re in trouble<br \/>\n7. Sure, go ahead = You better not<br \/>\n8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later<br \/>\n9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you ass!<br \/>\n10. You&#8217;re very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?<\/p>\n<p>MEN&#8217;S ENGLISH<br \/>\n1. I am hungry = I am hungry<br \/>\n2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy<br \/>\n3. I am tired = I am tired<br \/>\n4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!<br \/>\n5. I love you = Let&#8217;s have sex now<br \/>\n6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?<br \/>\n7. May I have this dance? = I&#8217;d like to have sex with you<br \/>\n8. Can I call you sometime? = I&#8217;d like to have sex with you<br \/>\n9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I&#8217;d like to have sex with you<br \/>\n10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I&#8217;d like to have sex with you<br \/>\n11. Those shoes don&#8217;t go with that outfit = I&#8217;m gay LMAO<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WOMEN&#8217;S ENGLISH 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = You&#8217;ll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You&#8217;re in trouble 7. Sure, go &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/humor\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[60,267,3,95],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s2oCe7-humor","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1658"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1658"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1658\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1660,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1658\/revisions\/1660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}