Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. \u00a0The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”<\/p>\n
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”<\/p>\n
The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”<\/p>\n
The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”<\/p>\n
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?” She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24″ waist and 34” hips. When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh My God.”<\/p>\n
Thanks to Wayne Sr for this one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. \u00a0The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is … Continue reading ![\"image001\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/image001.jpg\" "\\"image001\\"")
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