{"id":257,"date":"2009-06-01T23:27:37","date_gmt":"2009-06-02T05:27:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/?p=257"},"modified":"2009-06-02T00:57:08","modified_gmt":"2009-06-02T06:57:08","slug":"bachelor-mark-episode-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/bachelor-mark-episode-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Bachelor Mark &#8211; Episode 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Had a hamburger with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/18\/pizza_entrepreneur\/\">Bachelor Mark<\/a> today while watching episode 3 of ABC&#8217;s Bachelorette.  The only thing more annoying then actually watching the show, is watching it with people that need character explanations from previous episodes.  <\/p>\n<h2>Episode 3 Summary<\/h2>\n<h3>Bachelor Mark:<\/h3>\n<li>Says more then two words<\/li>\n<li>Finally featured in his first ITM<\/li>\n<li>Forgets to shave<\/li>\n<h3>Everyone Else:<\/h3>\n<li>The dude has a serious foot fetish<\/li>\n<li>Dave still hates Juan<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s starting to get interesting<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Had a hamburger with Bachelor Mark today while watching episode 3 of ABC&#8217;s Bachelorette. The only thing more annoying then actually watching the show, is watching it with people that need character explanations from previous episodes. Episode 3 Summary Bachelor &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/bachelor-mark-episode-3\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[60,26,62],"tags":[49,63,29],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2oCe7-49","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=257"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":275,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257\/revisions\/275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}