{"id":3352,"date":"2010-04-23T22:00:58","date_gmt":"2010-04-24T04:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/?p=3352"},"modified":"2010-04-23T23:15:27","modified_gmt":"2010-04-24T05:15:27","slug":"insane-clown-posse-triple-whammy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/insane-clown-posse-triple-whammy\/","title":{"rendered":"Insane Clown Posse – Triple Whammy"},"content":{"rendered":"

MattMatt<\/a> sent me this … I laughed. Partly because it was a double wammy in marketing efforts – and now – it just turned into a triple wammy.<\/p>\n

Let me explain.<\/p>\n

Have you ever been driving down the road listening to the radio and lets say a Coors Light advertisement comes on the air… and at or near that very same time you pass a Coors Light billboard – Or maybe your following a Coors Light truck, or drinking a Coors Light (not recommended while driving). If you realize both instances and actually process what just happened, then chances are you were just double whammed.<\/p>\n

In this case – I was triple whammed by the Insane Clown Posse.<\/p>\n

1st – A surprise appearance by Violent Jay at a Hoodlum<\/a> event.
\n2nd – MattMatt sends me the Miracles music video<\/a>.
\nTriple – Saturday Night Live spoofs<\/a> it.<\/p>\n

Bang Pow Boom – now it all makes sense. Just don’t forget that these guys never graduated from high school.<\/p>\n

Insane Clown Posse – Miracles<\/h3>\n

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SNL – ICP Parody Spoof – Magical Mysteries<\/h3>\n

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[iTunes – ICP – Miracles<\/a>]<\/p>\n

Insane Clown Posse – Miracles – Lyrics:<\/h3>\n

If magic is all we’ve ever know
\nThen it’s easy to miss what really goes on
\nBut I’ve seen miracles in every way
\nAnd I see miracles everyday
\nOceans spanning beyond my sight
\nAnd a million stars way above em at night
\nWe don’t have to be high to look in the sky
\nAnd know that’s a miracle opened wide
\nLook at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
\nAnd everything chilling underwater, please
\nHot lava, snow, rain and fog
\nLong neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs
\nAnd I’ve seen eighty-five thousand people
\nAll in one room, together as equals
\nPure magic is the birth of my kids
\nI’ve seen shit that’ll shock your eyelids
\nThe sun and the moon, and even Mars
\nThe Milky Way and fucking shooting stars
\nUFOs, a river flows
\nPlant a little seed and nature grows
\nNiagara falls and the pyramids
\nEverything you believed in as kids
\nFucking rainbows after it rains
\nthere’s enough miracles here to blow your brains
\nI fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
\nIt tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
\nAnd music is magic, pure and clean
\nYou can feel it and hear it but it can’t be seen<\/p>\n

Music is all magic
\n(Are you a believer in miracles)
\nYou can’t even hold it
\n(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
\nit’s just there in the air
\n(Are you a believer in miracles)
\nPure motherfucking magic Right?
\nThis shit’ll blow your fucking mind
\n(Do you notice and recognize miracles)<\/p>\n

Music is a lot like love, it’s all a feeling
\nAnd it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
\nI see miracles all around me
\nStop and look around, it’s all astounding
\nWater, fire, air and dirt
\nFucking magnets, how do they work?
\nAnd I don’t wanna talk to a scientist
\nY’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
\nSolar eclipse, and vicious weather
\nFifteen thousand Juggalos together
\nAnd I love my mom for giving me this
\nTime on this planet, taking nothing for granted
\nI seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
\nMiracles ain’t nothing to lie
\nShaggy’s little boys look just like Shaggy
\nAnd my little boy looks just like daddy
\nMiracles each and every where you look
\nAnd nobody has to stay where they put
\nThis world is yours for you to explore
\nthere’s nothing but miracles beyond your door
\nThe Dark Carnival is your invitation
\nTo witness that without explanation
\nTake a look at this fine creation
\nAnd enjoy it better with appreciation
\nCrows, ghosts, the midnight coast
\nThe wonders of the world, mysteries the most
\nJust open your mind, and it ain’t no way
\nTo ignore the miracles of every day<\/p>\n

(Are you a believer in miracles)
\nMagic everywhere in this bitch
\n(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
\nit’s all around you, you don’t even know it
\n(Are you a believer in miracles) Shit’s crazy
\n(Do you notice and recognize miracles,
\nSo many miracles, the magic miracles)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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