{"id":553,"date":"2009-06-15T21:03:10","date_gmt":"2009-06-16T03:03:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/?p=553"},"modified":"2009-06-16T14:38:45","modified_gmt":"2009-06-16T20:38:45","slug":"bachelor-mark-episode-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/bachelor-mark-episode-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Bachelor Mark – Episode 5"},"content":{"rendered":"

I basically yawned through this episode. Bachelor Mark<\/a> yawns early too, but was able to show off his theatrical skills. Snow adventures commence… and Jillian probes the crowd for the real answers. If I hear “are you here for the right reasons” one more time I am going to pop my own eyes out.<\/p>\n

Episode 5 Summary<\/h2>\n

Bachelor Mark:<\/h3>\n
  • “Heeey… I’m on the balcony”<\/li>\n
  • Yawn<\/li>\n
  • Theatrical Performance<\/li>\n
  • Yawn<\/li>\n
  • Absolutely Nothing<\/li>\n
  • Yawns in the rose ceremony<\/li>\n
  • Mark goes home<\/li>\n

    <\/h2>\n

    Not surprised to see him go… but none the less am very surprised he had the balls to try this “find love on network television” approach of love seeking. It is good to have my golf partner<\/a> back.<\/p>\n

    Everyone Else:<\/h3>\n
  • Bachelors man up on adult sleds… vroom!<\/li>\n
  • Jill asks are you here for the right reasons?<\/li>\n
  • Breakdance gets a rose<\/li>\n
  • Are YOU here for the right reasons?<\/li>\n
  • Ed cries about job – gets rose<\/li>\n
  • Bachelors man up on kids sleds… wee!<\/li>\n
  • Maybe you are here for the RIGHT reasons?<\/li>\n
  • Jesse roses<\/li>\n
  • Ed needs to cry home to mom<\/li>\n

    Next Week:<\/h3>\n
  • Tanner goes hog wild<\/li>\n
  • Wes calls his publicist… aka – himself<\/li>\n
  • Someone’s on Propecia<\/li>\n

    Favorite Trackbacks<\/h3>\n

    ihategreenbeans<\/a>
    <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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