{"id":5640,"date":"2011-04-30T05:43:08","date_gmt":"2011-04-30T11:43:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/?p=5640"},"modified":"2011-04-29T20:47:29","modified_gmt":"2011-04-30T02:47:29","slug":"driving-and-shaving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/driving-and-shaving\/","title":{"rendered":"Driving and Shaving"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_5641\" style=\"width: 550px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/042911-Driving-and-Shaving.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5641\" data-attachment-id=\"5641\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/driving-and-shaving\/042911-driving-and-shaving\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/042911-Driving-and-Shaving.jpg?fit=1084%2C866&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1084,866\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"042911 Driving and Shaving\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;Hey Dave&#8230; Tell me that joke you know!&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/042911-Driving-and-Shaving.jpg?fit=270%2C215&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/042911-Driving-and-Shaving.jpg?fit=540%2C431&amp;ssl=1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-large wp-image-5641\" title=\"042911 Driving and Shaving\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/042911-Driving-and-Shaving.jpg?resize=540%2C431\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"431\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/042911-Driving-and-Shaving.jpg?resize=540%2C431&amp;ssl=1 540w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/042911-Driving-and-Shaving.jpg?resize=270%2C215&amp;ssl=1 270w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/042911-Driving-and-Shaving.jpg?w=1084&amp;ssl=1 1084w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5641\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Hey Dave... Tell me that joke you know!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[24,102,267,3],"tags":[1662,264],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2oCe7-1sY","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5640"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5640"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5644,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5640\/revisions\/5644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}