{"id":5739,"date":"2011-05-10T01:11:37","date_gmt":"2011-05-10T07:11:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/?p=5739"},"modified":"2011-05-10T01:11:37","modified_gmt":"2011-05-10T07:11:37","slug":"little-ralphy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/little-ralphy\/","title":{"rendered":"Little Ralphy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A teacher asks her class, &#8216;If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?&#8217;  <\/p>\n<p>She calls on little Ralphy.<\/p>\n<p>He replies, &#8216;None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>The teacher replies, &#8216;The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking..&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Then little RALPHY says, &#8216;I have a question for YOU.<\/p>\n<p>There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:<br \/>\nOne is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.<br \/>\nThe second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.<br \/>\nThe third is biting off the top of the ice cream.<br \/>\nWhich one is married?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, &#8216;Well, I suppose the one that&#8217;s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>To which Little RALPHY replied, &#8216;The correct answer is &#8216;the one with the wedding ring on,&#8217; but I like your thinking.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A teacher asks her class, &#8216;If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?&#8217; She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, &#8216;None, they will all fly away with the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/little-ralphy\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[26,267],"tags":[511,3016,1713],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2oCe7-1uz","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5739"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5739"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5739\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5740,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5739\/revisions\/5740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}