{"id":6621,"date":"2011-11-29T11:22:42","date_gmt":"2011-11-29T18:22:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/?p=6621"},"modified":"2011-11-29T11:27:18","modified_gmt":"2011-11-29T18:27:18","slug":"the-voice-of-reason-to-do-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/the-voice-of-reason-to-do-list\/","title":{"rendered":"The Voice of Reason &#8211; To Do List"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Hilarious-To-Do-List.jpg\"><img data-attachment-id=\"6622\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/the-voice-of-reason-to-do-list\/hilarious-to-do-list\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Hilarious-To-Do-List.jpg?fit=528%2C717&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"528,717\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Hilarious To Do List\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Hilarious-To-Do-List.jpg?fit=270%2C366&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Hilarious-To-Do-List.jpg?fit=528%2C717&amp;ssl=1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Hilarious-To-Do-List.jpg?resize=528%2C717\" alt=\"\" title=\"Hilarious To Do List\" width=\"528\" height=\"717\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6622\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Hilarious-To-Do-List.jpg?w=528&amp;ssl=1 528w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Hilarious-To-Do-List.jpg?resize=270%2C366&amp;ssl=1 270w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Hilarious-To-Do-List.jpg?resize=220%2C300&amp;ssl=1 220w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 528px) 100vw, 528px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Relayed from another friend&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n&#8220;My Buddy found this in a lost purse&#8230; Hilarious! (he was trying to find out whose purse it was; what he didn&#8217;t anticipate was finding the voice of reason narrating it)&#8221;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If your having a hard time trying to get over someone&#8230; like Landon &#8211; maybe this will give you the inspiration you need to just say NO&#8230; and to have sex with only 1 person while eliminating your blow problem and limiting your drinking problems.  Just remember, no <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=moondoggies\" target=\"_blank\">moondoggies<\/a> for three more weeks!  Time to get your hair done, get your tan on and whiten up those teeth to look good in your new clothes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Relayed from another friend&#8230; &#8220;My Buddy found this in a lost purse&#8230; Hilarious! (he was trying to find out whose purse it was; what he didn&#8217;t anticipate was finding the voice of reason narrating it)&#8221; If your having a hard &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/the-voice-of-reason-to-do-list\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[267,3],"tags":[2011,264,3016,2010],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2oCe7-1IN","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6621"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6621"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6621\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6626,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6621\/revisions\/6626"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}