{"id":8163,"date":"2013-04-03T17:37:59","date_gmt":"2013-04-03T23:37:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/?p=8163"},"modified":"2013-04-03T17:43:31","modified_gmt":"2013-04-03T23:43:31","slug":"tits-ass-group-run-saturday-april-6th-golden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/tits-ass-group-run-saturday-april-6th-golden\/","title":{"rendered":"Tits &#038; Ass Group Run &#8211; Saturday, April 6th &#8211; Golden"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/040613-TTA_MtFalcon_Ted.jpg\"><img data-attachment-id=\"8164\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/tits-ass-group-run-saturday-april-6th-golden\/040613-tta_mtfalcon_ted\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/040613-TTA_MtFalcon_Ted.jpg?fit=922%2C578&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"922,578\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"T&#038;A_MtFalcon_Ted\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;T&#038;A Mt Falcon Ted Archuleta &#8211; Artists Rendering&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/040613-TTA_MtFalcon_Ted.jpg?fit=270%2C169&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/040613-TTA_MtFalcon_Ted.jpg?fit=584%2C366&amp;ssl=1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/040613-TTA_MtFalcon_Ted.jpg?resize=584%2C366\" alt=\"T&amp;A Ted Archuleta on Mt Falcon\" width=\"584\" height=\"366\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8164\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/040613-TTA_MtFalcon_Ted.jpg?w=922&amp;ssl=1 922w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/040613-TTA_MtFalcon_Ted.jpg?resize=270%2C169&amp;ssl=1 270w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/040613-TTA_MtFalcon_Ted.jpg?resize=640%2C401&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/040613-TTA_MtFalcon_Ted.jpg?resize=478%2C300&amp;ssl=1 478w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s Springtime Bitches!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>This means a couple things&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>1) Race season is here. <\/p>\n<p>2) The shorts come out, and you all get to experience the 12th wonder of the world that is Ted&#8217;s ridiculously, ridiculously, enormously massive incredible hulk legs. I&#8217;ve attached a picture from our trail run at Mt. Falcon last year for reference. Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p>Saturday we&#8217;ll be hitting a trail I don&#8217;t believe we have done yet. North Table Mountain. It has a nice 8.5 mile loop around the rim up top with plenty of options to cut off for shorter distances. I believe it is relatively flat once you climb to the top so it should make for a nice, enjoyable spring day on the trails. Hope to see you there!!!<\/p>\n<p>DATE: Saturday, April 6.<\/p>\n<p>TIME: 9 AM SHARP!!!!!!!!!!!ish.<\/p>\n<p>WHERE: North Table Mesa. Just North of Golden off Hwy 93. Directions can be found <a href=\"4758 Highway 93, Golden CO 80403\" title=\"Tits and Ass Group Run North Table Directions\" target=\"_blank\" alt=\"Tits and Ass Group Run North Table Directions\">HERE<\/a><\/p>\n<p>WHY: If you&#8217;ve ever wondered what truly embodies Russian culture, I&#8217;ve found it here.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=QrU1hZxSEXQ\" title=\"Little Big - Everyday I'm Drinking music Video\" target=\"_blank\" alt=\"Little Big - Everyday I'm Drinking music Video\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=QrU1hZxSEXQ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hope to see you all out with us. Supposed to be a very nice day for a run.<\/p>\n<p>Much Love,<\/p>\n<p>The T&#038;A Propaganda Machine<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Springtime Bitches!!!!!! This means a couple things&#8230;. 1) Race season is here. 2) The shorts come out, and you all get to experience the 12th wonder of the world that is Ted&#8217;s ridiculously, ridiculously, enormously massive incredible hulk legs. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/tits-ass-group-run-saturday-april-6th-golden\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[2118,618,26,4,267,19,41],"tags":[1087,134,2610,2609,2608,2611,135,237],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2oCe7-27F","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8163"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8163"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8163\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8166,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8163\/revisions\/8166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hydle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}