The Voice of Reason – To Do List

Posted on November 29, 2011 by hydle

Relayed from another friend…

“My Buddy found this in a lost purse… Hilarious! (he was trying to find out whose purse it was; what he didn’t anticipate was finding the voice of reason narrating it)”

If your having a hard time trying to get over someone… like Landon – maybe this will give you the inspiration you need to just say NO… and to have sex with only 1 person while eliminating your blow problem and limiting your drinking problems. Just remember, no moondoggies for three more weeks! Time to get your hair done, get your tan on and whiten up those teeth to look good in your new clothes.

Hugh MacLeod — Men & Women

Posted on November 5, 2011 by hydle

“Some things are just better left unsaid…and when it comes to the opposite sex, many questions should be left unanswered.

Exactly.”

Protected: Dirty Jokes of the Day

Posted on October 4, 2011 by hydle

A Male Fairy Tale

Posted on July 18, 2011 by hydle

“Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and played golf and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.”

The end.

Brilliant Feats of Engineering

Posted on June 20, 2011 by hydle

Rock Hard Rangé

Posted on June 10, 2011 by hydle

[YouTube] <— 395,449 If you can guess what this purpose of creating this video was for just by watching it... then you obviously must have been present at the Charles Schulz Celebrity Golf Event.

“Why not own a box Range’ for yourself? This product and accompanying television commercial were specifically designed to raise money for The Charles Schulz Celebrity Golf event, a 501 C3 charitable organization that has already donated over $2,000,000 to The Boys & Girls Clubs and other children’s charities throughout Sonoma County California.”

Talk about a creative way to finally see a non profit raise some money. 501 C3s — More humor please.

Little Ralphy

Posted on May 10, 2011 by hydle

A teacher asks her class, ‘If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?’

She calls on little Ralphy.

He replies, ‘None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.’

The teacher replies, ‘The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking..’

Then little RALPHY says, ‘I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?’

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, ‘Well, I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.’

To which Little RALPHY replied, ‘The correct answer is ‘the one with the wedding ring on,’ but I like your thinking.’

Land Rover – Pathological Liar

Posted on May 4, 2011 by hydle

[YouTube Link] <— 1,071 views Straight from link won’t work Creativity

“Y&R New York continues its You’ll Feel Safe Inside campaign for Land Rover, portraying the vehicle less as a means to a rugged getaway and more as a safe place amidst the wilds of city life.”

Full Credits:

Agency: Y&R New York
Client: Land Rover
Executive Creative Director: Kerry Keenan
Creative Director: Guillermo Vega
Creative Director: Graham Lang
Creative Director: Steve Whittier
Copywriter: Julia Neumann
Art Director: Michael Schachtner
Senior Agency Producer: Mara Milicevic
Assistant Producer: Jona Goodman
Executive Director of Content Production: Lora Schulson
Executive Director of Content Production: Nathy Aviram
Production Company: O Positive
Director: David Shane
Executive Producer: Ralph Laucella
Director of Photography: Antonio Calvache
Line Producer: Ken Licata
Head of Production: Devon Clark
Copywriter: Alan Wolpert
Copywriter: O Positive
Edit House: No6
Executive Producer: Tony Lipari
Editor: Jason Macdonald
Colorist: Jason Macdonald
Post Assistant: Steve Picano
Flame Artist: Ed Skupeen
Flame Assistant: Mike Grosshandler
Sound Design/Arrangement: Sound Lounge
Executive Producer: Gloria Pitagorsky
Mixer: Philip Loeb
Mixer: Evan Mangiamele

Proof that Men Have Better Friends…

Posted on February 25, 2011 by hydle

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next morning he
Told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s
house. The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.