Coleman Sweeney is a Genius Asshole


[YouTubeUlar] <— 791,573

Genius.

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Audi A3 – Grandpa Bode Miller – Out of Control

[YouTubeUlar] <— 203

Genius.

Although I believe the Audi A3 is actually the first car from Audi that signifies the beginning of the downfall of sexy design from my favorite German auto manufacturer… I still love this car and especially love this commercial. Let me say it again… Bode Miller + Out of Control + Audi quattro = Genius.

For those of you new to my idealistic and very passionate representation of brands and technology here at hydle.com – I’ve been a major fan of Audi since the mid 1990s, bought my first Audi in 2003 (a 1997 A4 that now has 234,000 miles + counting) and picked up a 2013 S4 supercharged quattro just this past year. The original Audi quattro changed the automotive world. Similar to Apple releasing the macintosh in 1984… what Audi was doing in 1984 also took hold as the single most important development in the auto industry that would change my life down the road.

No pun intended… haha – It is hard to explain the difference of All Wheel Drive vs. 4 Wheel Drive vs. Audi quattro. I would gladly show you if you want to take a ride to the hills in our next snowstorm, but if you must read – start here. Or if you want to get your motion picture view on – go here.

Now, back to the beginning of the design downfall. How long does it take for a brand to lose it’s leadership in design? Well, let’s look at how long it takes to “build good design”, also known as “brand” an idea. It took an entire decade to build quattro and two decades to design and build the image of Audi around quattro. It can take decades to build something great… and design something that ultimately takes hold and is respected as a product leader, but in the end… I would have to say you can lose it much faster then it takes to build it.

Audi lost one of their key designers, Peter Schreyer to KIA back in 2006 and it is starting to take effect now. Peter Schreyer, who is now the President and Chief Design Officer of Hyundai and Kia Motors was brought into that company with a completely blank design slate… and look what he has done. I won’t be the first one to admit that I’ve double checked a few KIA models in the last two years, but what he is doing at KIA is working… and what Audi is doing is starting to slide. It may not be a big slide, and I certainly hope Audi hasn’t quite reached it’s peak in design, but remember… you lose it a lot faster than you build it. I hope Apple, my other lifelong power brand realizes this.

Ultimately Audi could lose all their design luster… and I would still drive one simply because there is zero comparison for quattro and there probably never will be. Obviously Audi is part of a larger Volkswagen Automotive Group, but who drives those? Volkswagen’s are for girls. Škoda‘s are for Russians… and SEAT‘s… ummm, no – don’t even get me started. SEAT’s are for chinese mexicans… but that is what they said about KIA’s before Peter Schreyer started design cars for them.

Perhaps I could graduate to a Bentley, Bugatti, Lamborghini or Porsche in the future years… but I highly doubt I will ever find the passion of owning and talking positively about these brands. KIA on the other hand … hmmmmm?

[Automotive World Interview with Peter Schreyer]
[Peter Schreyer ‘s Passion for Design Video] <— 4,136

Gatorade | Sweat It To Get It with Peyton Manning


[YouTubeUlar] <— 1919 Gatorade just released a series of 8 commercials with Peyton Manning and Cam Newton and of course Rob Belushi - the gas station clerk who is the star of the show. Nothing more to say here except... Genius. Here are the best ones.

Gatorade | Cam Newton – You Heard What He Said


[YouTubeUlar] <— 912

Gatorade | Peyton Manning – Get Open


[YouTubeUlar] <— 1176

Gatorade | Peyton Manning – Happy Birthday Yoga


[YouTubeUlar] <— 5,006 CREDITS from Adweek
Client: Gatorade
Chief Marketing Officer: Morgan Flatley
Senior Director, Consumer Engagement: Molly Carter
Marketing Director: Jamie Davies
Manager, Branded Entertainment: Nancy Laroche
Senior Director, Sports Marketing: Jeff Kearney
Director, Sports Marketing: Tom Prochaska
Agency: TBWA\Chiat\Day, Los Angeles
Chief Creative Officer: Stephen Butler
Executive Creative Director: Brent Anderson
Global Creative Director: Jayanta Jenkins
Senior Art Director: Dave Estrada
Senior Copywriter: Nick Ciffone
Copywriter: Nick Cohen
Art Director: Jon Soto
Director Of Production: Brian O’Rourke
Senior Producer: Tim Newfang
Managing Director: Peter Ravailhe
Branded Entertainment Manager: Marc Johns
Sports Marketing Manager: Erika Buder
Project Manager: Parker Adame
Associate Brand Manager: Ralph Lee
Group Planning Director: Scott MacMaster
Planning Director: Martin Ramos
Planner: Rebecca Harris
Junior Planner: Katie Acosta
Junior Planner: Matt Bataclan
Director Of Business Affairs: Linda Daubson
Executive Business Affairs Manager: Lisa Lipman
Talent Payment Manager: Mirielle Smith
Director, Traffic Operations: Dessiah Maxwell
Broadcast Traffic: Jerry Neill
Production Company: Caviar Content
Director: Jody Hill
Executive Producer: Luke Ricci
Producer: Brian Quinlan
Production Designer: Mark Snelgrove
Director Of Photography: Michael Svitak
Managing Partner: Michael Sagol
Editorial Company: HutchCo Technologies
Editor: Jim Hutchins
Assistant Editor: Joaquin Machado
EP: Jane Hutchins
Postproduction: The Mill, Los Angeles
Sr. Executive Producer Sue Troyan
EP: Enca Kaul
Producer: Kiana Bicoy
Production Coordinator: Jillian Lynes
2D Lead Artist: Robin McGloin
2D Lead Artist: Scott Wilson
2D Lead Artist: Patrick Munoz
2D Lead Artist: Scott Johnson
Colorist: Nick Sanders

New Audi Commercials


[YouTubeUlar] <— 26,508 Audi "Elements" ... 1000% absolutely love this. It makes me want to drive in the snow... right now. Genius. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrzYgR0z3Ls [YouTubeUlar] <— 21,867 Audi "Rally" ... I love that music. Genius. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO8t3OjXhCQ [YouTubeUlar] <— 21,195 Audi "Why" ... Emotional, simple and watchable. Genius. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-SQTIJxgL4 [YouTubeUlar] <— 32,393 Audi "LED" ... Something so badawesomeness about those LED lights and 15 second advertisements. Genius. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZjykPITuq0 [YouTubeUlar] <— 209,594 Audi "It Couldn't Be Done" ... Love the throwback footage or the history of Audi and the 1983 Audi quattro that changed it all. Super genius. Genius, genius, genius, genius, super genius. Can't say much for Audi's new campaign on their Audi Connect system. Those are so horrible I won't even link to them. Well, ok... maybe here and here – not genius.

Talking about quattro? This look back into 1983 does not suck!

The Perlorian Brothers – Social Farter

[VimeeeeeO]

I’ve recently had this idea to change the word “work” to “fuck”. It’s a play on words to call out the people in this world that are always just too busy to do anything worthwhile or fun… the people that always have excuses to not go skiing, or to not grab a drink or to NOT hang out. No no no no no. They are wrapped into their own world of being too busy… “working” all the time.

In your reply to these non-existent people in our lives… swap “work” to “fuck” and see how long it takes them to understand what you are doing.

“Ohhh, I’m sorry you fuck from 9 to 5.”
“You have to fuck on the weekends!?”
“You fuck all the time.”
“Well, when your done fucking – maybe we can hang out.”

The way I envision the advertisement for our public service campaign about getting people out of the office in their mind — would be a mix between Budlight – Swear Jar and the above beautiful ad I found today from The Perlorian Brothers [Vimeo], [Facebook – 2321].

The Social Farter is a genius PSA by the Canadian Ministry of Health’s Quit the Denial campaign.

[Quit the Denial – Social Farting] <— 346 [Quit the Denial – Social Nibbler] <— 10 views [Quit the Denial – Social Earwax Picker] <— 15 views I found these while researching old advertising methods and came across Calvin Cline’s 1980 campaign with Brooke Shields when she was 15 years old.

Somersby Cider – Genius Apple Store Knockoff


[YouTubeUlar] <— 264,382 Beautiful knock off of so many things Apple, this commercial gets a rating from 1 to awesomeness, awesomeness. Good find Bodhi Gerfen Genius. [Facebook] <— 95 likes

NBA – Big Color


[YouTubeUlar] <— 2,764,975 2 Days - 2 Million views on this simplistic holiday campaign by the NBA. Goodby Silverstein & Partners grabbed Dwyane Wade, Carmelo Anthony, Dwight Howard, Russell Westbrook and Joe Johnson to make this advertisement idea a reality. Genius.

Audi – 2012 Brand Movie

[528,579] <— YouTubeUlar This reminds me... Where is the Hydle 2012 Brand Video? Awesomeness Blackbox Case VersaTowel ColoradoFlags Capper HydleAle This line up... is lining up.

HYDLE – TSOIGDH

In the history of HYDLE.com… this ridiculous “TSOIGDH” entry marks my 999th public blog post since May of 2009 – When I started this crazy world of blogging ideas, thoughts and Genius vs. Not Genius intermanents and social media successes or failures.

So for the sake of getting google credit for it…

“TSOIGDH” = TURNING SHIT ON IT’S GOD DAMN HEAD

Turning shit on it’s god damn head is going to be my 1 single inspiration for the next 999 blogpost entries. I can’t wait to open up my connection layer for all my loyal readers… so I can start finding out who you actually are.

Cheers to 999!

TSOIGDH

Google Chrome – Coffee


[YouTubeUlar] <— 183,342 Lifestyle marketing with a professional wrapper. Google machines have just put an emotional tie into browsing the intermanets ... fantastic work. I just downloaded Chromeo and pulled stallin’ Safari from the dock.

Genius.

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Old Spice – Believe In Your Smellf


[YouTubeUlar] <— 116,752 I Love Awesomeness – The Delorean and The MixTape make an appearance in Old Spice’s latest ‘Champion’ line of deodorant.

Repeat after me… I am the best.
I have big muscles… and cool hair.
I have a sophisticated and diverse group of friends.
I own an environmentally responsible sports sedan.
I’m breaking up with Heather Graham because I need my space.
I am winning… all the sports.
I believe in myself.

Genius.

Full Credits:

Agency – Wieden + Kennedy (Portland)

ExxonMobil — Let’s Solve This


[YouTube] <— 23 views Masters marketing from ExxonMobil. This series of 6 motion graphic advertisements caught my attention. I would like to see more captivating follow through once you reach their non-microsite. But not everyone is a Masters.

Still Genius.

Of course they could also figure out how link from a YouTube description field directly to their non-microsite…

Almost Genius.

Newcstle Brown Ale – Brewer


[YouTubeUlar] <— 316 Genius. Full Credits - via Creativity

Agency:
Droga5 New York
Client:
Newcastle
Creative Chairman:
David Droga
Executive Creative Director:
Nik Studzinski
Executive Creative Director:
Ted Royer
Director:
Ivan Zacharias
Production Company:
Smuggler
Group Creative Director:
Kevin Brady
Associate Creative Director:
Scott Bell
Senior Art Director:
Dan Treichel
Head of Integrated Production:
Sally-Ann Dale
Executive Producer:
Ben Davies
Strategy Director:
Tom Naughton
VP Marketing:
Colin Westcott-Pitt
Brand Director:
Charles Van Es
Brand Manager:
Gwendolyn Boyce
Director of Photography:
Jan Velicky
Partner:
Brian Carmody
Partner:
Patrick Milling-Smith
Executive Producer:
Alison Kunzman
Producer:
Nick Landon
Editor:
Filip Malasek
Editorial Company:
Robota
Postproduction:
The Mill – New York