Superstars Tonight

Superstar Kristi
Superstar Kristi emails…

“Hi Everyone,

Just a reminder if you are home and watching TV tonight check out my new show “The Superstars” It airs at 8pm est 7 central on abc! I promise the first episode is packed with shocks and surprises! T.O and his partner will provide a ton of entertainment! Hope you are all doing great and hope to see you all again soon! Thanks, Kristi”

I can’t wait for this summers biggest battle on the beach.

Superstar Teams

Terrell Owens – Joanna Krupa
Brandi Chastain – Julio Iglesias Jr
Jeff Kent – Ali Landry
Kristi Leskinen – Maks Chmerkovskiy
Bode Miller – Paige Hemmis
Lisa Leslie – Dan Cortese
Robert Horry – Estella Warren
Jennifer Capriati – David Charvet

Bachelor Mark – Episode 5

I basically yawned through this episode. Bachelor Mark yawns early too, but was able to show off his theatrical skills. Snow adventures commence… and Jillian probes the crowd for the real answers. If I hear “are you here for the right reasons” one more time I am going to pop my own eyes out.

Episode 5 Summary

Bachelor Mark:

  • “Heeey… I’m on the balcony”
  • Yawn
  • Theatrical Performance
  • Yawn
  • Absolutely Nothing
  • Yawns in the rose ceremony
  • Mark goes home
  • Not surprised to see him go… but none the less am very surprised he had the balls to try this “find love on network television” approach of love seeking. It is good to have my golf partner back.

    Everyone Else:

  • Bachelors man up on adult sleds… vroom!
  • Jill asks are you here for the right reasons?
  • Breakdance gets a rose
  • Are YOU here for the right reasons?
  • Ed cries about job – gets rose
  • Bachelors man up on kids sleds… wee!
  • Maybe you are here for the RIGHT reasons?
  • Jesse roses
  • Ed needs to cry home to mom
  • Next Week:

  • Tanner goes hog wild
  • Wes calls his publicist… aka – himself
  • Someone’s on Propecia
  • Favorite Trackbacks

    ihategreenbeans

    Bachelor Mark – Episode 4

    Oh WOW – this is getting very interesting now. Bachelor Mark trims his beard and goes out for the first 2 on 1 date. Surprise surprise he opens up and comes out on top. I’m actually still really really blown away.

    Episode 4 Summary

    Bachelor Mark:

  • Amazingly says more then 2 words
  • 2 on 1 dates it with Mike + Jill
  • Opens up – wow
  • Steals the rose with some charismatic words of love
  • Everyone Else:

  • Curling Rules
  • Dave gets tied to a tree and beat up
  • Tanner puts his foot in his mouth
  • Juan and Dave share a cab ride
  • Next Week:

  • Whistler – those bastards
  • Favorite Trackbacks

    ihategreenbeans.com – read Two-On-One Date

    Bachelor Mark – Episode 3

    Had a hamburger with Bachelor Mark today while watching episode 3 of ABC’s Bachelorette. The only thing more annoying then actually watching the show, is watching it with people that need character explanations from previous episodes.

    Episode 3 Summary

    Bachelor Mark:

  • Says more then two words
  • Finally featured in his first ITM
  • Forgets to shave
  • Everyone Else:

  • The dude has a serious foot fetish
  • Dave still hates Juan
  • It’s starting to get interesting
  • Kristi Leskinen is a Superstar

    Superstars is Back – and it’s back on ABC beginning June 23rd, 2009.

    The only reason I really care is not because it features sports heros and celebrities teamed together to compete for something of extreme value… but because another good friend is going to reach network television superstardom.

    Congratulations Kristina Leskinen on hopefully kicking some Terrell Owens / Bode Miller / Jennifer Capriati / Brandi Chastain (think soccer + sports bra) and other sudo celebrity / superstar asses.

    Superstars Timeline

    1973 – Intro
    1973 – Swimming Heats
    1979 – Opening Titles
    1980 – Intro + Contestants
    2008 – BBC Remake Gym Test