Bachelor Mark – The Final Interview

Posted on August 7, 2009 by hydle

Bill Husted: How do you want to die?

Huebner: In a Ferrari, going 200 miles per hour into a wall.

Hydle: Really?

Denver Pizza Company

Posted on July 23, 2009 by hydle

Check out the MetroMix article on the DPC. I give it a 5 out of 10.
I give the DPC a 10 out of 10.

Bachelor Mark – Episode 6

Posted on June 22, 2009 by hydle

Bachelor Mark is no longer on this god forsaken show. I have no idea what happened.

Denver Pizza Company

Posted on June 20, 2009 by hydle

If you follow any of these posts… you know that Pizza Entrepreneur Bachelor Mark has slowly been creating the next best pizza experiment in Denver, CO.

Last night the website finally hit the internets… and what a delight it is.
Grand opening in July – this is a party I will not miss.

Denver Pizza Company

Bachelor Mark – Episode 5

Posted on June 15, 2009 by hydle

I basically yawned through this episode. Bachelor Mark yawns early too, but was able to show off his theatrical skills. Snow adventures commence… and Jillian probes the crowd for the real answers. If I hear “are you here for the right reasons” one more time I am going to pop my own eyes out.

Episode 5 Summary

Bachelor Mark:

“Heeey… I’m on the balcony”

Yawn

Theatrical Performance

Yawn

Absolutely Nothing

Yawns in the rose ceremony

Mark goes home

Not surprised to see him go… but none the less am very surprised he had the balls to try this “find love on network television” approach of love seeking. It is good to have my golf partner back.

Everyone Else:

Bachelors man up on adult sleds… vroom!

Jill asks are you here for the right reasons?

Breakdance gets a rose

Are YOU here for the right reasons?

Ed cries about job – gets rose

Bachelors man up on kids sleds… wee!

Maybe you are here for the RIGHT reasons?

Jesse roses

Ed needs to cry home to mom

Next Week:

Tanner goes hog wild

Wes calls his publicist… aka – himself

Someone’s on Propecia

Favorite Trackbacks

ihategreenbeans

Bachelor Mark – Episode 4

Posted on June 8, 2009 by hydle

Oh WOW – this is getting very interesting now. Bachelor Mark trims his beard and goes out for the first 2 on 1 date. Surprise surprise he opens up and comes out on top. I’m actually still really really blown away.

Episode 4 Summary

Bachelor Mark:

Amazingly says more then 2 words

2 on 1 dates it with Mike + Jill

Opens up – wow

Steals the rose with some charismatic words of love

Everyone Else:

Curling Rules

Dave gets tied to a tree and beat up

Tanner puts his foot in his mouth

Juan and Dave share a cab ride

Next Week:

Whistler – those bastards

Favorite Trackbacks

ihategreenbeans.com – read Two-On-One Date

Bachelor Mark – Episode 3

Posted on June 1, 2009 by hydle

Had a hamburger with Bachelor Mark today while watching episode 3 of ABC’s Bachelorette. The only thing more annoying then actually watching the show, is watching it with people that need character explanations from previous episodes.