Las Vegas – Venetian C-GOP

Happy 28th Golden Birthday Bachelor Mark Huebner – 28 on May 28th.

This insane C-GOP included:

Mark Huebner, Phil Coan, Josh “TheChief” Frantz, Ryan Whiting, Jay Dunlop, Steven Walden, Scott Foran and myself.

Line items from this Las Vegas golden adventure:

Limo to the airport photo video
Frontier sucks photo video
Flight 777 row 5 = most entertaining flight ever photo video
Venetian – Suite photo video
Slap the bag photo video
Coors Light Mimosas photo video
Pool pool pool photo video
Golf golf – drunk golf photo video
New friends photo video
Stoney’s photo video
Moon Walking photo video
Stoney’s Ass photo video
Kicked off the table photo video
Canonball photo video
Goodbye Mark Gift photo video
Home photo video

Will upload with support.

Bachelor Mark Strikes Again

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Bachelor Mark strikes again in the local scene. He comes in at number nine on Westword’s top ten Denver reality TV stars list.  It’s a fun read but makes me ask the question… who really cares – and is the pizza really that good?  The answers are yes.

Another good friend and former bachelor Ryan Sutter comes in at number 4.

Bachelor Mark – Episode 5

I basically yawned through this episode. Bachelor Mark yawns early too, but was able to show off his theatrical skills. Snow adventures commence… and Jillian probes the crowd for the real answers. If I hear “are you here for the right reasons” one more time I am going to pop my own eyes out.

Episode 5 Summary

Bachelor Mark:

  • “Heeey… I’m on the balcony”
  • Yawn
  • Theatrical Performance
  • Yawn
  • Absolutely Nothing
  • Yawns in the rose ceremony
  • Mark goes home
  • Not surprised to see him go… but none the less am very surprised he had the balls to try this “find love on network television” approach of love seeking. It is good to have my golf partner back.

    Everyone Else:

  • Bachelors man up on adult sleds… vroom!
  • Jill asks are you here for the right reasons?
  • Breakdance gets a rose
  • Are YOU here for the right reasons?
  • Ed cries about job – gets rose
  • Bachelors man up on kids sleds… wee!
  • Maybe you are here for the RIGHT reasons?
  • Jesse roses
  • Ed needs to cry home to mom
  • Next Week:

  • Tanner goes hog wild
  • Wes calls his publicist… aka – himself
  • Someone’s on Propecia
  • Favorite Trackbacks

    ihategreenbeans

    Bachelor Mark – Episode 4

    Oh WOW – this is getting very interesting now. Bachelor Mark trims his beard and goes out for the first 2 on 1 date. Surprise surprise he opens up and comes out on top. I’m actually still really really blown away.

    Episode 4 Summary

    Bachelor Mark:

  • Amazingly says more then 2 words
  • 2 on 1 dates it with Mike + Jill
  • Opens up – wow
  • Steals the rose with some charismatic words of love
  • Everyone Else:

  • Curling Rules
  • Dave gets tied to a tree and beat up
  • Tanner puts his foot in his mouth
  • Juan and Dave share a cab ride
  • Next Week:

  • Whistler – those bastards
  • Favorite Trackbacks

    ihategreenbeans.com – read Two-On-One Date

    Bachelor Mark – Episode 3

    Had a hamburger with Bachelor Mark today while watching episode 3 of ABC’s Bachelorette. The only thing more annoying then actually watching the show, is watching it with people that need character explanations from previous episodes.

    Episode 3 Summary

    Bachelor Mark:

  • Says more then two words
  • Finally featured in his first ITM
  • Forgets to shave
  • Everyone Else:

  • The dude has a serious foot fetish
  • Dave still hates Juan
  • It’s starting to get interesting
  • More Friends Moving Up

    FAIR WARNING - ABCs website sucks

    FAIR WARNING - ABCs website sucks

    Pizza Entrepreneur – Mark Huebner will be featured on this season of The Bachelorette which premiers tonight.

    I recently caught up with Bachelor Mark and asked him what kind of toppings he likes on his hot dog.

    Thanks for having more balls then most friends Bachelor Mark.

    Maybe with your permission I will release the video we made to get you on the show.

    Good Luck

    If only ABC could learn how to make a website.