Lance – Happy Birthday “DRUNK”

I love hearing from friends on my birthday. Especially when they inform me they are drinking in my behalf. Even more especially when they follow up after their night of drinking concludes. And even more more especially specially when they are half way across the world.

Lance, this is classic.

Here’s the timeline:

September 17th, 2012 4:21 PM MDT (12:21 AM on September 18th, 2012 EGYPT Time)

Happy birthday Hydle!

I just put back a shot of shitty Egyptian whisky in honor of you. Cheers!

1 DAY AND 4 HOURS LATER
September 18th, 2012 8:07 PM MDT (4:21 AM on September 19th, 2012 EGYPT Time)

I’M REALLY DRUNK. I’M TYPING SRREAM OF CONCIOUSNESS IWITH NO BACKSPACE. I HOPRE YOU HAD A GREA T BIRTHDAY. I’M REALLY DRUNK. I GOT DROEN HOME BY A REALLY DRUNK M1-A1 MECHANIC ENGINEER GUDE. HYDLE I THINK YOURE A GREAT DUDE. I’M CLOSING MY EYES NOW. PERIOD. I’M SO DRUNK. ANYWAOYS, I THINK YOU’RE GONNA GO GREAT PLACES IF YOU DON’T PARTYT OO MUCH AND YOU KICK ASS ORE THA YOU GET DRUNK. BUT I’M REALLY RDRUNK NOW. SO KIICK ASS NOW. EGYPT IS COOL. I’M GOT REALLY DRUNK WITH AUSTRALIA’S #2 DIPLOMAT AND KICKED HIS ASS AT POOL. ANYWAYS, I THINK YOU’RE GREAT AND ARE GOING TO BE AWESOMENESSSSSSSS AT SOMETHING. I’M DRUNK. OKAY, LANCE. WRITE ME AN ENCOURAGING EMAIL BACK, FUCKER. ALANECE I’M DRUN BUT SOYK SHOULD STILL BE ENCOURAGING MR BLAKKCBOX#2 CAUSE I’M THE GENIOUS BLEACKBOX. K, LOVE YOU-LANCE.

My reply was simple.

Dude … 1000% Awesome.

Can we talk on the phone next time you are in this state of mind!?

Rock on!
Hydle

Like a G6

Hello Party People,

Less than a week before we all Matty boy turn into “old balls” in an evening not soon to be forgotten. Below I have listed the information straight from Senor Brian who we all owe big time for this generous gift to Matt. We will be flying on the world’s fastest civilian aircraft in the sky… a Citation X.

Plane departs 5:30pm out of landmark at San Diego airport. You should all be there by 5:00pm if possible, 5:15pm at the latest. They will wait for you, but don’t be late as it will screw up their flight plan.

The pilots should only need to see your ID.

There will be catering on the plane, along with booze, water, pop, etc. Help yourselves to anything on there – even the small booze bottles in the bar area. You will have to serve yourself during the flight. Trays flip up along the wall between the seats. Feel free to move around and do that as soon as the seatbelt lights are off. You can also talk to the pilots at anytime during the flight – feel free to ask them anything during the flight – just walk up there and ask.

There will be a limo at Boeing field to take all of you to the party right from the airport. There is a bathroom in the terminal if someone needs to change, etc.

As far as I know half of you are staying at Pete’s and the other half at Matt’s. So I have the limo stopping at Pete’s at 12:30pm on Sunday, then going to Matt’s then dropping you off at the airport.

Try not to trash the plane too much :-)

Pilots don’t take tips, but if you can tip the ground crew ($10.00+ a head or so – usually 2-3 of them helping with luggage, etc) on both ends it is a good thing.

Let me know if you have any questions.

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Las Vegas – Venetian C-GOP

Happy 28th Golden Birthday Bachelor Mark Huebner – 28 on May 28th.

This insane C-GOP included:

Mark Huebner, Phil Coan, Josh “TheChief” Frantz, Ryan Whiting, Jay Dunlop, Steven Walden, Scott Foran and myself.

Line items from this Las Vegas golden adventure:

Limo to the airport photo video
Frontier sucks photo video
Flight 777 row 5 = most entertaining flight ever photo video
Venetian – Suite photo video
Slap the bag photo video
Coors Light Mimosas photo video
Pool pool pool photo video
Golf golf – drunk golf photo video
New friends photo video
Stoney’s photo video
Moon Walking photo video
Stoney’s Ass photo video
Kicked off the table photo video
Canonball photo video
Goodbye Mark Gift photo video
Home photo video

Will upload with support.