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Bachelor Mark – Episode 5

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I basically yawned through this episode. Bachelor Mark yawns early too, but was able to show off his theatrical skills. Snow adventures commence… and Jillian probes the crowd for the real answers. If I hear “are you here for the right reasons” one more time I am going to pop my own eyes out.

Episode 5 Summary

Bachelor Mark:

  • “Heeey… I’m on the balcony”
  • Yawn
  • Theatrical Performance
  • Yawn
  • Absolutely Nothing
  • Yawns in the rose ceremony
  • Mark goes home

    • Not surprised to see him go… but none the less am very surprised he had the balls to try this “find love on network television” approach of love seeking. It is good to have my golf partner back.

    Everyone Else:

  • Bachelors man up on adult sleds… vroom!
  • Jill asks are you here for the right reasons?
  • Breakdance gets a rose
  • Are YOU here for the right reasons?
  • Ed cries about job – gets rose
  • Bachelors man up on kids sleds… wee!
  • Maybe you are here for the RIGHT reasons?
  • Jesse roses
  • Ed needs to cry home to mom

    • Next Week:

  • Tanner goes hog wild
  • Wes calls his publicist… aka – himself
  • Someone’s on Propecia

    • Favorite Trackbacks

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    Bachelor Mark – Episode 4

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    Oh WOW – this is getting very interesting now. Bachelor Mark trims his beard and goes out for the first 2 on 1 date. Surprise surprise he opens up and comes out on top. I’m actually still really really blown away.

    Episode 4 Summary

    Bachelor Mark:

  • Amazingly says more then 2 words
  • 2 on 1 dates it with Mike + Jill
  • Opens up – wow
  • Steals the rose with some charismatic words of love

    • Everyone Else:

  • Curling Rules
  • Dave gets tied to a tree and beat up
  • Tanner puts his foot in his mouth
  • Juan and Dave share a cab ride

    • Next Week:

  • Whistler – those bastards

    • Favorite Trackbacks

    ihategreenbeans.com – read Two-On-One Date