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Todays Humor
Makes me want to Racing
Secret Note
Sometimes I just can’t get enough of the humor of some of my friends.
What did she say Ted?
Humor
WOMEN’S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You’re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you ass!
10. You’re very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN’S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don’t go with that outfit = I’m gay LMAO
Fun Theory Proven
One of the rules I live by… If something isn’t fun – make it.
Thanks MattMatt for yet another fun useful timewastingly fun video.
If only The Fun Theory can make it fun to waste time. Oh wait – they already have.
Parker Makes iPhone Funny
Nikki – I don’t know who you are … but chances are you will never see this. And I love your name.
Love Thy Time Lapse
Good find Matt Matt
Check out other work from Brad Kremer.
Intertainment Eclipse of the Heart
Thanks Dave for killing 5 minutes and 33 seconds of my life.
Million Dollars
Remember this?
Google machines “The best commercial ever” … and bring back some good memories. We all remember receiving this one.
I don’t even know what Pro-Line is or does but remembering this one is a requirement to old school genius marketing.
Dude Perfect – watch it for the cause.
The perfect combination of stupidity, athleticism, marketing and value.
Stupidity – just watch.
Athleticism – you try.
Marketing – tell a friend.
Value – they are sponsoring 1 overseas child through Compassion International for every 100,000 views this video receives.
It’s the internet phenomenon organization that describes itself – Dude Perfect.
Watched this live – worth the replay.
TODAY = Refresh World Premiere
Play me full screen ^
World Premier of Level 1 Productions 10th Film – Refresh.
This is one premiere that you do not want to miss.
| When: | Friday, September 11th, 2009 |
| Where: | Bluebird Theater in Denver CO |
| Doors: | 8pm |
| Showtime: | 9:30pm |
Buy Advanced $10 Tickets Here – $12 At the door
Mile High Shoot-out – Part 1
Yesterday was my first experience at a long drive competition. Thanks to some beautiful weather, some pretty cool people and a donated club by Jason Frey … I was even able to qualify.
