Holy F*ck!

Worlds Largest Naked Front Flip… Good find Nate Warner via JF Cusson via Jen Crichton.

From what I have gathered – Some guy named Nico Zacek throws this event called Nine Knights. Skiers (Oscar Scherlin, Henrik Harlaut, Laurent Favre, Mikael Descenaux, the best British rider Paddy Graham, and the top Austrian/German riders Fabio Studer, Thomas Hlawitschka, Martin Misof and Nico Zacek) jump the castle. Photographers (Mattias Fredriksson, Klaus Polzer, Elina Sirparanta, Yarrek) photograph the jump. And everyone parties.

Until this guy blows the wind through his balls on a massive crack open front fly to flat. Teddy Berr – I know you have balls, but are they still intact?

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UPDATE – John Teas on Ellen Tuesday


I watched this once … and laughed.
Watched it again… and laughed even more.

I can’t figure out why I’m laughing? But this kid John Teas is pretty entertaining.

I don’t know if it’s his amazing double grip on the mic… or the pinned feet and body twitch on the major beats of the song (watch 1:13-1:20) – But something sets this amateur video apart from the rest.

I do know John is local to the Denver area and he apparently has a large set of pipes in his second grade body. Combined with moms lackluster camera work and a completely clueless grand finish – this video has it all. Plus Journey doesn’t suck either.

Nice work John Teas and Mom.

Innocence Rules.

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UPDATE – April 19th
Rumor has it that John Teas will appear on Ellen next week.  Ellen airs at 3:00pm in Denver on channel 9. Keep you posted.

UPDATE – April 26th
John Teas WILL appear on Ellen with Marisa Tomei on Tuesday, April 27th 2010. Ellen airs on NBC channel 9 at 3:00pm Denver time.
Watch preview here.

Questions and Answers

Question:

Where does the name Coors Banquet come from?

Answer:

Nicknamed by 19th century Rocky Mountain miners, favored by President Gerald Ford and promoted in TV ads by baritone-voiced, Western-cool actor Sam Elliott, Coors’ Banquet beer is celebrating its 135th anniversary.

But the beer that started it all for Golden, Colo.-based Coors Brewing Co. wasn’t always called Coors Banquet.

It’s been through several name changes – Original Coors, for one – and went out of production during Prohibition. Yet the recipe of high-country barley and Rocky Mountain water is essentially unchanged from what Adolph Coors and Jacob Schueler first called “Golden Lager” when it debuted in 1873, said Lee Dolan, vice president of the Coors family of brands at MillerCoors.

MillerCoors is the joint venture of SABMiller and Molson Coors Brewing Co.

Richard Honack, who teaches marketing at Northwestern University’s Kellogg School of Management, said Coors Banquet is a new brand for today’s customers, most of whom wouldn’t remember the name that Coors first added in 1936 but hasn’t been widely used for years.

“What they’re going to have on their hands is a huge customer education process of why is it called Coors Banquet,” Honack said. “It begs the question of why do it. The main reason may be to create new buzz in the marketplace.”

Reviving the “Banquet” name gives Coors something new as craft beers generate the most excitement in the marketplace.

The company says old-time miners served the beer at banquets during their precious time off, referring to it as the banquet beer.

It was known simply as “Coors” at the time of “Smokey and the Bandit,” the 1977 Burt Reynolds film whose heroes try to smuggle a truckload of Coors east of the Mississippi River. Coors wasn’t distributed nationally until 1991.

“Original Coors” was used in the 1990s, then “Coors Original” beginning in 2002. It wasn’t until last year, when the company decided to bring back the Banquet name, use packaging that borrowed from history and launch a new ad campaign featuring Elliott’s gravelly voice to evoke a timeless western spirit, that the brand started taking off, Dolan said.

“The strength of this brand is really based on the heritage,” Dolan said.

MillerCoors doesn’t release exact numbers, but Dolan said Coors Banquet has had single-digit percentage sales growth from last year. Sales had dipped in the first half of last year before the ad campaign, which sparked a “sharp upward” trend the rest of the year, Dolan said.

“This year, we’re trending in the double digits,” showing that regular, full-calorie premium domestic beers aren’t dying, Dolan said.

“Consumers respond to brands, not segments. If it strikes an emotional chord, that’s going to grow,” Dolan said.

HYDLE – Cotton Candy Cam

[iDevice Link] <— 567 Behind the scenes at the 2007 Portland Alli Sports AST Dew Tour Stop #3. Obviously this is one of the most fun summers I've ever spent traveling and announcing as the roll of G-Man at all dew tour stops. It didn't pay as much as computer work - but was definitely more interactive.

In Order of Appearance:

Heather Ann Minshall
Dave Pavone
Pat Galluzzo
Patti Mapes
Jet Robinson
Jenny Ganakas
Noah Gold
Shanna Bridges
Amy Doyle
Catfish
Mike Spinner
Garret Reynolds