I recently had the privilege of attending SEMA with my cousin Matt Ruchong. He runs a customs shop in Fortuna, CA and was our expert for the day… which both Roxs and I needed.
Matt’s wealth of knowledge in the auto industry supersedes my wealth of anything. If your in northern california – Look him up.
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?” She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24″ waist and 34” hips. When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh My God.”
Thanks to Wayne Sr for this one.
Question to DDB, Vancouver:
Why does the 1-877-WEAK-111 number NOT work. Would have been genius … but instead, just weak.
The website is genius.
The ebay shop is genius.
The flickr photostream is genius.
Even the fact you are using both vimeo and YouTube to distribute video is genius.
But without the working phone number … leaves this campaign Almost Genius.
Sometimes I just can’t get enough of the humor of some of my friends.
What did she say Ted?
WOMEN’S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You’re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you ass!
10. You’re very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN’S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don’t go with that outfit = I’m gay LMAO
