Bachelor Mark – Episode 5

I basically yawned through this episode. Bachelor Mark yawns early too, but was able to show off his theatrical skills. Snow adventures commence… and Jillian probes the crowd for the real answers. If I hear “are you here for the right reasons” one more time I am going to pop my own eyes out.

Episode 5 Summary

Bachelor Mark:

  • “Heeey… I’m on the balcony”
  • Yawn
  • Theatrical Performance
  • Yawn
  • Absolutely Nothing
  • Yawns in the rose ceremony
  • Mark goes home
  • Not surprised to see him go… but none the less am very surprised he had the balls to try this “find love on network television” approach of love seeking. It is good to have my golf partner back.

    Everyone Else:

  • Bachelors man up on adult sleds… vroom!
  • Jill asks are you here for the right reasons?
  • Breakdance gets a rose
  • Are YOU here for the right reasons?
  • Ed cries about job – gets rose
  • Bachelors man up on kids sleds… wee!
  • Maybe you are here for the RIGHT reasons?
  • Jesse roses
  • Ed needs to cry home to mom
  • Next Week:

  • Tanner goes hog wild
  • Wes calls his publicist… aka – himself
  • Someone’s on Propecia
  • Favorite Trackbacks

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    Movies – Lasting Hangover

    I finally did see The Hangover and although I thought the book was better, the movie did do a fairly good representation of a successful trip to Vegas.

    1. “The Hangover,” $33.4 million. (105.4)
    2. “Up,” $30.5 million. (187.2)
    3. “The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3,” $25 million.
    4. “Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian,” $9.6 million.
    5. “Land of the Lost,” $9.2 million.
    6. “Imagine That,” $5.7 million.
    7. “Star Trek,” $5.6 million.
    8. “Terminator Salvation,” $4.7 million.
    9. “Angels & Demons,” $4.2 million.
    10. “Drag Me to Hell,” $3.9 million.

    Alpine Initiatives

    JP Auclair just informed me that he will be visiting Colorado prior to his 2nd Alpine Initiatives trip to Africa.

    “I’ll be in CO between the 23rd and the 28th of June,right before heading off to Africa for our second AI trip. I think we should throw some partied to raise some $$ while we’re at it.”

    JP’s french canadian is obviously still high gear. Can’t wait to revisit with him as it has been a very long time since our last edit session. Alpine Initiatives is about to drop a new website… take a sneak peak here and feel free to donate to the good cause.

    New Alpine Initiatives Website

    New Alpine Initiatives Website Coming Soon

    Legislation + TV Ads

    As if we don’t have enough government involvement in our lives. Congress is getting involved with the volume level of TV commercials.

    I think California house representatives should have something better to do with their time. But the broadcasters are responding…

    “Broadcasters and advertisers want to set their own standards, in which a commercial would be “loud enough that a reasonable person can hear it, but not so loud you can hear it in Mongolia,”

    – Says Dan Jaffe, the executive vice president for government relations of the New York-based Association of National Advertisers.

    Does anybody even watch television ads?
    Here is the story for those board at work.

    No Joke

    Ball Marker, Cigar Holder, Club Head Cleaner, Divot Tool, Golf Grip Saver… s/w. But Shotgun Opener?

    NoJoke.com - Div Pro - 6 Tools in One

    NoJoke.com - Div Pro - 6 Tools in One

    Preliminary findings of this most likely utterly useless 6 tools in one golf utility includes ONE major question of curiosity – does it work? And if it does, how could you NOT have one?

    Joke or no joke – I’m going to find out.

    Team USA – Ryan St.Onge

    Another exciting olympic season is closely approaching and I can’t wait for a good friend to win gold. Ryan St.Onge will be the next Olympic Gold Medalist for mens freestyle aerials.

    Don’t be as surprised as I was to see him in this ad for Olympic Team USA.

    Double Full - Triple Full - Full … I think you missed one too Ryan

    Double Full - Triple Full - Full … I think you missed one too Ryan