A Male Fairy Tale

“Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and played golf and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.”

The end.

MFCEO Kenneth Powers is Back

EXPLICIT:

[YouTube] <— 318 views My brother and I have been dreaming of a campaign like this... finally good to see it. Is this marketing? Or is it genius? Genius Marketing - again. Staff: Jillian Michaels - Community Outreach Director Matt Cassel - Chief Marketing Officer Josh Cox - Chief Super Long Distance Runner Officer Jon "Bones" Jones - Human Resources Director Urijah Faber - Chief Operations Officer Ray Mysterio - Director of Security Patrick Willis - VP of Carnage Kenny Powers - MFCEO Slogans: "Stop Not Training" "Un-Weak Yourself" "Do Not Undermine the Lightness of the Tubes" "Quit Not Breaking World Records" "I'm the Ceo. You Shut Up." "Get Championy" Micro Site: [K Swiss Micro Site of the Year]… again.

Behind the Scenes:
[Explaining MFCEO Kenny Powers] <— 614 YouTubeUlars: [Tubes or Weakness] <— 379 [A-Too Slow B-Not Enough Effort] <— 472 [Get Hard] <— 460 [Five-Druple] <— 401 [Patrick Willis] <— 443 K-Swiss Power Cologne: [Scent of Boner] <— 308 [The Shit] <— 535 [Scent of Dick] <— 328 Last Year R Rated: [40 Yard Dash] <— 3,477 [Last Years Explicit] <— 22,841 [Calipornia – Funny or Die] <— 55,124 If you still want to show your grandma the power of the tubes... watch this one. NOT EXPLICIT:
[YouTube] <— 696 views

Rock Hard Rangé


[YouTube] <— 395,449 If you can guess what this purpose of creating this video was for just by watching it... then you obviously must have been present at the Charles Schulz Celebrity Golf Event.

“Why not own a box Range’ for yourself? This product and accompanying television commercial were specifically designed to raise money for The Charles Schulz Celebrity Golf event, a 501 C3 charitable organization that has already donated over $2,000,000 to The Boys & Girls Clubs and other children’s charities throughout Sonoma County California.”

Talk about a creative way to finally see a non profit raise some money. 501 C3s — More humor please.

TOTD – Internet Famous

Everybody's Internet Famous

“I have a lot of friends that you could describe as “Internet Famous”. One of the advantages of being an early-adaptor blogger is seeing the careers of some your friends from the early days take of. Sometimes, seeing them take of to the sky, it seems.

Whereas you, well, you’re just the same. Still stuck in the same ol’ same ol’.

Unlike your now-famous rockstar friends. Or whatever.

All is vanity.”

Little Ralphy

A teacher asks her class, ‘If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?’

She calls on little Ralphy.

He replies, ‘None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.’

The teacher replies, ‘The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking..’

Then little RALPHY says, ‘I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?’

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, ‘Well, I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.’

To which Little RALPHY replied, ‘The correct answer is ‘the one with the wedding ring on,’ but I like your thinking.’

Coors Light – Tiger Woods


[YouTube] <— 3.025 Coors Light is advertising their new "master of cold" not so funny and [not genius] super cold ads on YouTube. Other then completely attempting to rip off the old spice guy I can clearly say I’m not a fan of this ad. Quit trying so hard to be funny and just make something simple. Maybe Ice Cube can save the day.

So instead of the Master of Cold… here is the masters of golf in a Tiger spec ad [genius].


[YouTube] <— 76,822

Land Rover – Pathological Liar


[YouTube Link] <— 1,071 views Straight from link won’t work Creativity

“Y&R New York continues its You’ll Feel Safe Inside campaign for Land Rover, portraying the vehicle less as a means to a rugged getaway and more as a safe place amidst the wilds of city life.”

Full Credits:

Agency: Y&R New York
Client: Land Rover
Executive Creative Director: Kerry Keenan
Creative Director: Guillermo Vega
Creative Director: Graham Lang
Creative Director: Steve Whittier
Copywriter: Julia Neumann
Art Director: Michael Schachtner
Senior Agency Producer: Mara Milicevic
Assistant Producer: Jona Goodman
Executive Director of Content Production: Lora Schulson
Executive Director of Content Production: Nathy Aviram
Production Company: O Positive
Director: David Shane
Executive Producer: Ralph Laucella
Director of Photography: Antonio Calvache
Line Producer: Ken Licata
Head of Production: Devon Clark
Copywriter: Alan Wolpert
Copywriter: O Positive
Edit House: No6
Executive Producer: Tony Lipari
Editor: Jason Macdonald
Colorist: Jason Macdonald
Post Assistant: Steve Picano
Flame Artist: Ed Skupeen
Flame Assistant: Mike Grosshandler
Sound Design/Arrangement: Sound Lounge
Executive Producer: Gloria Pitagorsky
Mixer: Philip Loeb
Mixer: Evan Mangiamele

Top 10 April Viral

[YouTube Link] <— 2,579,238

Top 10 Most-shared Online Videos April 2011

1. T-Mobile – The T-Mobile Royal Wedding
2. Diet Pepsi – Unbelievable David Beckham
3. Marvel Comics – Little Thor
4. Volkswagen – Commercial: The Force
5. Skittles Touch – Cat
6. Second Baptist Church of Houston – Dance Your Shoes Off
7. Tempest – Tempest Freerunning Video – Gym Academy
8. Call of Duty – Call of Duty Black Ops Escalation – Call of the Dead
9. adidas – Final de la Copa Rey
10. Air New Zealand – Mile High Madness with Richard Simmons

Genius: 7
Not Genius: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10

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