“I visualized this cartoon as a poster to hang on the wall.
Though most of my friends are happy enough with their lot in life, it’s funny how there’s invariably some element of it that they years to transform entirely. Their job, their financial situation, their love life, whatever.
This need to UTTERLY transform oneself, I don’t think it’s vanity or the delusion of youth. I think it’s a fundamental human drive. It’s what got us out of our caveman lifestyles and got us launching rockets to the moon and painting Sistine Chapels.
You know that itch you cannot scratch? Michelangelo and Neil Armstrong had one too. So you’re in good company. Exactly.”
Category Archives: Development
Coeur d’Alene – The Floating Green
[YouTubeUlar] <— 827,433
As “tell me that joke you know” Dave says… Road trip anyone???
Props to the The Golf Channel for creating some simple informative golf stories. I would love to interview some cart chicks here in Northern Idaho.
MFCEO Kenneth Powers is Back
EXPLICIT:
[YouTube] <— 318 views
My brother and I have been dreaming of a campaign like this... finally good to see it.
Is this marketing? Or is it genius?
Genius Marketing - again.
Staff:
Jillian Michaels - Community Outreach Director
Matt Cassel - Chief Marketing Officer
Josh Cox - Chief Super Long Distance Runner Officer
Jon "Bones" Jones - Human Resources Director
Urijah Faber - Chief Operations Officer
Ray Mysterio - Director of Security
Patrick Willis - VP of Carnage
Kenny Powers - MFCEO
Slogans:
"Stop Not Training"
"Un-Weak Yourself"
"Do Not Undermine the Lightness of the Tubes"
"Quit Not Breaking World Records"
"I'm the Ceo. You Shut Up."
"Get Championy"
Micro Site:
[K Swiss Micro Site of the Year]… again.
Behind the Scenes:
[Explaining MFCEO Kenny Powers] <— 614
YouTubeUlars:
[Tubes or Weakness] <— 379
[A-Too Slow B-Not Enough Effort] <— 472
[Get Hard] <— 460
[Five-Druple] <— 401
[Patrick Willis] <— 443
K-Swiss Power Cologne:
[Scent of Boner] <— 308
[The Shit] <— 535
[Scent of Dick] <— 328
Last Year R Rated:
[40 Yard Dash] <— 3,477
[Last Years Explicit] <— 22,841
[Calipornia – Funny or Die] <— 55,124
If you still want to show your grandma the power of the tubes... watch this one.
NOT EXPLICIT:
[YouTube] <— 696 views
Manchester Orchestra – Simple Math
[YouTube] <— 640,283
Still on a Manchester Orchestra kick. This music video has some pretty amazing elements that make the enjoyment factor raise per viewing.
Manchester Orchestra – Simple Math
Audi R8 e-tron Trailer
[YouTube] <— 1,271
This is going to change the game - in a fun way.
442.54 foot lbs of torque are going to be a thrill in the new Audi R8 e-tron electric vehicular.
0 to 60mph in 4.8 seconds
Top Speed (limited) to 124.27mph
Golden – Blackbox Case Announces New Bamboo MacBook Pro Line of Cases
Although they are currently not available on the http://www.blackboxcase.com store – The new line of Bamboo Apple MacBook Pro sleeve cases have been announced.
Just like their counterpart Oak models – the Bamboo Blackbox Case will fit a 13″, 15″ or 17″ MacBook Pro and will come in two different flavors… Natural Bamboo and Carbonized Brown Bamboo.
If you have an iPad 2… you can already purchase your Bamboo iPad 2 Case.
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Geneva Auto Show – 10 Coolest Debuts
Hydle Finally Inspired – Take Charge of Your Health

June 4th, 2011 – Ted Archuleta will reveal his newly shaped body to the world when he performs his 60 second routine to this get pumped version of “All of the Lights” by Kanye West and Rihanna.
Directions – How To Take Charge of Your Health
1 – Listen to the mix we made — All of the Lights (Archuleta Mix by Hydle)
2 – Get pumped.
3 – Now you understand where the context of this email is coming from.
Ok Ted … time for Hydle to take charge of his health.
I want a program – I want small episodes of how to cook – how to eat healthy – and I want to understand why why why… why a certain percentage of whole wheat whatever is ok vs. some other whole wheat whatever. I want to bring this story into my blogo-sphere-land and story telling ability and it is going to connect with other random cooking things I have in the pipeline.
There is a space for this now and in the future… your identity has already been slightly established (http://www.hydle.com/blog/tag/ted-archuleta/) and with your weight training and body building success about to unfold we have a perfect launching platform to tell stories.
This will take work — actually it will probably be the most difficult thing you have ever achieved (way harder then going to coors complex and not drinking beer)… but I think you can muster it. Let me know if you are up for being the master dietitian… + rocket scientist. And maybe energy drink review master for Hydle.com
Rock on!
Hydle
4 – Support Ted at the Mile High Natural Bodybuilding Championships on June 4th.
5 – Live better and smile more.
6 – Repeat steps 1 and 2.
7 – Repeat step 6 – over and over and over again.
Geek out with HTML5 + Boilerplate
[YouTube] <— 11,848
A reminder to geek out in the very near future.
[Boilderplate Link]
[Initializr Link]
Did Red Bull Just Make Rollerblading Cool?
I can’t judge a book by it’s cover, but apparently if you remove the inside wheels of your rollerblades – rollerblading is attempting to be cool again. A quick “Rollerblading” YouTube search reveals that since about 2008, this sport has gone “Aggressive”.
SketchChair
23 days remaining to fund this project on Kickstarter.
All I can say about this randomly looking piece of ass furniture is… I want one.
Holy IKEA
Since we are finally getting our own IKEA here in Denver… the creative behind the Vasteras, Sweden IKEA caught my eye – And the store isn’t even oven yet.
Very interesting, but they need more video. [View Full]
Agency: Forsman & Bodenfors
Art Director: Janna Norberg
Client: IKEA
Copywriter: Marcus Hagglof
Digital Producer: Stefan Thomson
Production Company: Map Jack
ThemeShaper Reminders
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