Next Year

Jeffrey Wiswall and Patrick Coyne are two good friends of mine who showed me a documentary of them crashing a Star Trek convention back in 2002.

For years I have been thinking about how I could possibly one up their klingon karaoke video, and finally… I think I found it. Only this one is going to take a road trip to Roswell, NM to accomplish.

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Vacation?

Can anybody guess where this lovely olympic size pool is located?  After looking at the amenities and finding out it includes a 9 hole golf course… wifi everywhere… and an amazing stack of history… how could you NOT want to experience it.

I’m trying to hook up a deal to go here – but really want to quiz the world and see if anyone knows where this little gem is located.  Anyone?

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Superstars Tonight

Superstar Kristi
Superstar Kristi emails…

“Hi Everyone,

Just a reminder if you are home and watching TV tonight check out my new show “The Superstars” It airs at 8pm est 7 central on abc! I promise the first episode is packed with shocks and surprises! T.O and his partner will provide a ton of entertainment! Hope you are all doing great and hope to see you all again soon! Thanks, Kristi”

I can’t wait for this summers biggest battle on the beach.

Superstar Teams

Terrell Owens – Joanna Krupa
Brandi Chastain – Julio Iglesias Jr
Jeff Kent – Ali Landry
Kristi Leskinen – Maks Chmerkovskiy
Bode Miller – Paige Hemmis
Lisa Leslie – Dan Cortese
Robert Horry – Estella Warren
Jennifer Capriati – David Charvet

Wired on Facebook

Will Facebook monetize on their proprietary stream of 200 million users before we realize face to face interactions are how socialization is supposed to happen?

“… this data comprises a mammoth amount of activity, almost a second Internet. By Facebook’s estimates, every month users share 4 billion pieces of information—news stories, status updates, birthday wishes, and so on. They also upload 850 million photos and 8 million videos.”

I feel like we are entering middle school and people are finally realizing that the annoying friends we have in public… are twice as annoying on the internet.

Will the social graph prevail?
Wired has the article with all the answers.

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Great Wall of Facebook

Bachelor Mark – Episode 5

I basically yawned through this episode. Bachelor Mark yawns early too, but was able to show off his theatrical skills. Snow adventures commence… and Jillian probes the crowd for the real answers. If I hear “are you here for the right reasons” one more time I am going to pop my own eyes out.

Episode 5 Summary

Bachelor Mark:

  • “Heeey… I’m on the balcony”
  • Yawn
  • Theatrical Performance
  • Yawn
  • Absolutely Nothing
  • Yawns in the rose ceremony
  • Mark goes home
  • Not surprised to see him go… but none the less am very surprised he had the balls to try this “find love on network television” approach of love seeking. It is good to have my golf partner back.

    Everyone Else:

  • Bachelors man up on adult sleds… vroom!
  • Jill asks are you here for the right reasons?
  • Breakdance gets a rose
  • Are YOU here for the right reasons?
  • Ed cries about job – gets rose
  • Bachelors man up on kids sleds… wee!
  • Maybe you are here for the RIGHT reasons?
  • Jesse roses
  • Ed needs to cry home to mom
  • Next Week:

  • Tanner goes hog wild
  • Wes calls his publicist… aka – himself
  • Someone’s on Propecia
  • Favorite Trackbacks

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    Alpine Initiatives

    JP Auclair just informed me that he will be visiting Colorado prior to his 2nd Alpine Initiatives trip to Africa.

    “I’ll be in CO between the 23rd and the 28th of June,right before heading off to Africa for our second AI trip. I think we should throw some partied to raise some $$ while we’re at it.”

    JP’s french canadian is obviously still high gear. Can’t wait to revisit with him as it has been a very long time since our last edit session. Alpine Initiatives is about to drop a new website… take a sneak peak here and feel free to donate to the good cause.

    New Alpine Initiatives Website

    New Alpine Initiatives Website Coming Soon

    Team USA – Ryan St.Onge

    Another exciting olympic season is closely approaching and I can’t wait for a good friend to win gold. Ryan St.Onge will be the next Olympic Gold Medalist for mens freestyle aerials.

    Don’t be as surprised as I was to see him in this ad for Olympic Team USA.

    Double Full - Triple Full - Full … I think you missed one too Ryan

    Double Full - Triple Full - Full … I think you missed one too Ryan


    Bachelor Mark – Episode 4

    Oh WOW – this is getting very interesting now. Bachelor Mark trims his beard and goes out for the first 2 on 1 date. Surprise surprise he opens up and comes out on top. I’m actually still really really blown away.

    Episode 4 Summary

    Bachelor Mark:

  • Amazingly says more then 2 words
  • 2 on 1 dates it with Mike + Jill
  • Opens up – wow
  • Steals the rose with some charismatic words of love
  • Everyone Else:

  • Curling Rules
  • Dave gets tied to a tree and beat up
  • Tanner puts his foot in his mouth
  • Juan and Dave share a cab ride
  • Next Week:

  • Whistler – those bastards
  • Favorite Trackbacks

    ihategreenbeans.com – read Two-On-One Date

    el Canadia – Update #1

    Canadian ROCKies

    Canadian ROCKies

    Nabor Devin will be contributing remotely from Canada near Calgary for the next 5 months. He writes…

    “I drove 18 hours up to Crossfield, Alberta. My dad made the trip up with me. Always check your passport expiration date.”

    I don’t know exactly what that means, but it is Canada… eh?