What not to do in a raft…

Why would I leave Colorado for a white water rafting adventure?

Simple answer…
Colorado doesn’t have the Youchiogheny River — or the worlds largest steel pool.

If you ever make it out this way, I would recommend a wilderness voyage adventure and it’s always nice to have a little home away from home at the Historic Summit Inn.

Las Vegas – Venetian C-GOP

Happy 28th Golden Birthday Bachelor Mark Huebner – 28 on May 28th.

This insane C-GOP included:

Mark Huebner, Phil Coan, Josh “TheChief” Frantz, Ryan Whiting, Jay Dunlop, Steven Walden, Scott Foran and myself.

Line items from this Las Vegas golden adventure:

Limo to the airport photo video
Frontier sucks photo video
Flight 777 row 5 = most entertaining flight ever photo video
Venetian – Suite photo video
Slap the bag photo video
Coors Light Mimosas photo video
Pool pool pool photo video
Golf golf – drunk golf photo video
New friends photo video
Stoney’s photo video
Moon Walking photo video
Stoney’s Ass photo video
Kicked off the table photo video
Canonball photo video
Goodbye Mark Gift photo video
Home photo video

Will upload with support.

Flash is Dead

I’ve been talking for a while (5 years) now about how Flash is dead. So if you don’t believe me – then maybe you will believe Steve Jobs.

To summarize…

  1. – “Open”
  2. – The “full web”
  3. – Reliability, security and performance
  4. – Battery life
  5. – Touch
  6. – A total Steve Jobs Slap in the Face to Adobe (Read it)

Solution:
Straight from the Apple core
HTML5 + CSS + JavaScript

More:
Smashin Magazine

Enjoy.

Holy F*ck!

Worlds Largest Naked Front Flip… Good find Nate Warner via JF Cusson via Jen Crichton.

From what I have gathered – Some guy named Nico Zacek throws this event called Nine Knights. Skiers (Oscar Scherlin, Henrik Harlaut, Laurent Favre, Mikael Descenaux, the best British rider Paddy Graham, and the top Austrian/German riders Fabio Studer, Thomas Hlawitschka, Martin Misof and Nico Zacek) jump the castle. Photographers (Mattias Fredriksson, Klaus Polzer, Elina Sirparanta, Yarrek) photograph the jump. And everyone parties.

Until this guy blows the wind through his balls on a massive crack open front fly to flat. Teddy Berr – I know you have balls, but are they still intact?

Read moremore and watch more.

UPDATE – John Teas on Ellen Tuesday


I watched this once … and laughed.
Watched it again… and laughed even more.

I can’t figure out why I’m laughing? But this kid John Teas is pretty entertaining.

I don’t know if it’s his amazing double grip on the mic… or the pinned feet and body twitch on the major beats of the song (watch 1:13-1:20) – But something sets this amateur video apart from the rest.

I do know John is local to the Denver area and he apparently has a large set of pipes in his second grade body. Combined with moms lackluster camera work and a completely clueless grand finish – this video has it all. Plus Journey doesn’t suck either.

Nice work John Teas and Mom.

Innocence Rules.

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UPDATE – April 19th
Rumor has it that John Teas will appear on Ellen next week.  Ellen airs at 3:00pm in Denver on channel 9. Keep you posted.

UPDATE – April 26th
John Teas WILL appear on Ellen with Marisa Tomei on Tuesday, April 27th 2010. Ellen airs on NBC channel 9 at 3:00pm Denver time.
Watch preview here.