Category Archives: Humor

Alan Watts – Wake Up

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[YouTubeUlar] <— 521,871 Need a quote to inspire the weak necessities of real work, real time and real money? Pick one of these 50 Quotes from Alan Watts and get busy. Good luck freeing your mind.

Need more inspiration?
[What Do You Desire?]

Still need more?
[What Do You Desire – FULL]
[What Do You Desire – RAW Audio Only]

Alan_WattsPick one. Get inspired… and wake up.

Zen Buddhist Alan Watts passed away, or transformed life in November, 1973 at the age of 58. He was an imaginative creature and I feel as if I could learn a lot from him and his writing.
[Alan Watts Wikipedia]

Here is another?
[Alan Watts on Hermits and Outcasts]

Nick Offerman – Movember Tips

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[YouTubeUlar] <— 817,935 It's that time of year again... I actually joined a team this year - so instead of "No Shave November" turning into "Dick Broom December", it will be "Movember -> Super Dick Broom December”

Should get interesting.

Michael Phelps – 159 Foot Putt

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[YouTubeUlar] <— 6,556 Unbelievable. Michael Phelps TSOIGDH at the Scottish Pro-Am last week and sank this 50 yard putt. Estimated at 159 feet ... this just quite could be the longest putt ever recorded - for a 24 handicapper. Here is some other fun links and long putts. [Golf Digest]
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Lance – Happy Birthday “DRUNK”

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I love hearing from friends on my birthday. Especially when they inform me they are drinking in my behalf. Even more especially when they follow up after their night of drinking concludes. And even more more especially specially when they are half way across the world.

Lance, this is classic.

Here’s the timeline:

September 17th, 2012 4:21 PM MDT (12:21 AM on September 18th, 2012 EGYPT Time)

Happy birthday Hydle!

I just put back a shot of shitty Egyptian whisky in honor of you. Cheers!

1 DAY AND 4 HOURS LATER
September 18th, 2012 8:07 PM MDT (4:21 AM on September 19th, 2012 EGYPT Time)

I’M REALLY DRUNK. I’M TYPING SRREAM OF CONCIOUSNESS IWITH NO BACKSPACE. I HOPRE YOU HAD A GREA T BIRTHDAY. I’M REALLY DRUNK. I GOT DROEN HOME BY A REALLY DRUNK M1-A1 MECHANIC ENGINEER GUDE. HYDLE I THINK YOURE A GREAT DUDE. I’M CLOSING MY EYES NOW. PERIOD. I’M SO DRUNK. ANYWAOYS, I THINK YOU’RE GONNA GO GREAT PLACES IF YOU DON’T PARTYT OO MUCH AND YOU KICK ASS ORE THA YOU GET DRUNK. BUT I’M REALLY RDRUNK NOW. SO KIICK ASS NOW. EGYPT IS COOL. I’M GOT REALLY DRUNK WITH AUSTRALIA’S #2 DIPLOMAT AND KICKED HIS ASS AT POOL. ANYWAYS, I THINK YOU’RE GREAT AND ARE GOING TO BE AWESOMENESSSSSSSS AT SOMETHING. I’M DRUNK. OKAY, LANCE. WRITE ME AN ENCOURAGING EMAIL BACK, FUCKER. ALANECE I’M DRUN BUT SOYK SHOULD STILL BE ENCOURAGING MR BLAKKCBOX#2 CAUSE I’M THE GENIOUS BLEACKBOX. K, LOVE YOU-LANCE.

My reply was simple.

Dude … 1000% Awesome.

Can we talk on the phone next time you are in this state of mind!?

Rock on!
Hydle

Olde Payphone – Portrait of an Instagram Artist

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[YouTubeUlar] <— 50,301 (ad driven) Erik Jorgensen: "Who doesnt love a like!" Hydle: "ohhh, douchebag from jersey shore... go back to your android"
“I want people to look at my artwork… and see that the little things in life that people say – Hey that’s stupid. And take a look at it again and say – Hey, it’s not so stupid now that it has that filter on it.”