Live at SEEEEMA

I recently had the privilege of attending SEMA with my cousin Matt Ruchong. He runs a customs shop in Fortuna, CA and was our expert for the day… which both Roxs and I needed.

Matt’s wealth of knowledge in the auto industry supersedes my wealth of anything. If your in northern california – Look him up.

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Ummm – Hello People

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Nobody likes the small slice of pizza. Read the full article here – Or just continue reading and you will run into my paraphrased version below.

“branding on the web through video is and will continue to be an important tool in marketers’ online arsenals.”

Translation … duh.

“Those chose not to use online video in their marketing program most often cited cost (66.7%) and lack of clear ROI (33%) measures as the top two reasons”

Translation … 100% of them were too old.

Again, I would like to take a small moment of silence for all of those who haven’t yet been invited to the year 2009. While you are calculating your ROI for online media – look for your invitation to the year 2010 to arrive shortly via horseback.

Catholic Coffee

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.  The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”

The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?” She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24″ waist and 34” hips. When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh My God.”

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Thanks to Wayne Sr for this one.

Mesquite WLDC – Day 1

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Mesquite, Nevada – Home of the the RE/MAX World Long Drive Championships and apparently also to my new girlfriend Roxann Deese. Below is a photo montage of what I am seeing and doing during this week of “jut hit the ball far” festivities.

Monday

Checked out some real estate.
Enchantment Condo for Sale

Met the Duke who is a bible on golf in Mesquite, Nevada.
He built the Casablanca course back in 1995.
The Duke + Cheryl

Hit the range at Casablanca.
Casablanca Golf Course

Drank some CLLs (Coors Light Limes)
Cold Coors Light Limes

Enjoyed beautiful sunset.
Mesquite Nevada Sunset

Met friends Jason Frey (The Savage) and Jason Zuback (The Champion).
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Say “NO” to H1N1

While you are still healthy and not showing any symptoms of H1N1 infection, in order to prevent proliferation, aggravation of symptoms and development of secondary infections, some very simple steps, not fully highlighted in most official communications, can be practiced (instead of focusing on how to stock N95 or Tamiflu):

1. Frequent hand-washing (well highlighted in all official communications).

2. “Hands-off-the-face” approach. Resist all temptations to touch any part of face.

3. *Gargle twice a day with warm salt water (use Listerine if you don’t trust salt). *H1N1 takes 2-3 days after initial infection in the throat/nasal cavity to proliferate and show characteristic symptoms. Simple gargling prevents proliferation. In a way, gargling with salt water has the same effect on a healthy individual that Tamiflu has on an infected one. Don’t underestimate this simple, inexpensive and powerful preventative method.

4. Similar to 3 above, *clean your nostrils at least once every day with warm salt water. *Not everybody may be good at Jala Neti or Sutra Neti (very good Yoga asanas to clean nasal cavities), but *blowing the nose hard once a day and swabbing both nostrils with cotton buds dipped in warm salt water is
very effective in bringing down viral population.*

5. *Boost your natural immunity with foods that are rich in Vitamin C (Amla and other citrus fruits). *If you have to supplement with Vitamin C tablets, make sure that it also has Zinc to boost absorption.

6. *Drink as much of warm liquids (tea, coffee, etc) as you can. *Drinking warm liquids has the same effect as gargling, but in the reverse direction. They wash off proliferating viruses from the throat into the stomach where they cannot survive, proliferate or do any harm.

I suggest you pass this on to your entire e-list. You never know 20 who might pay attention to it – and STAY ALIVE because of it.

Thanks Mom.