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Newcstle Brown Ale – Brewer
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Genius.
Full Credits - via Creativity
- Agency:
- Droga5 New York
- Client:
- Newcastle
- Creative Chairman:
- David Droga
- Executive Creative Director:
- Nik Studzinski
- Executive Creative Director:
- Ted Royer
- Director:
- Ivan Zacharias
- Production Company:
- Smuggler
- Group Creative Director:
- Kevin Brady
- Associate Creative Director:
- Scott Bell
- Senior Art Director:
- Dan Treichel
- Head of Integrated Production:
- Sally-Ann Dale
- Executive Producer:
- Ben Davies
- Strategy Director:
- Tom Naughton
- VP Marketing:
- Colin Westcott-Pitt
- Brand Director:
- Charles Van Es
- Brand Manager:
- Gwendolyn Boyce
- Director of Photography:
- Jan Velicky
- Partner:
- Brian Carmody
- Partner:
- Patrick Milling-Smith
- Executive Producer:
- Alison Kunzman
- Producer:
- Nick Landon
- Editor:
- Filip Malasek
- Editorial Company:
- Robota
- Postproduction:
- The Mill – New York
HYDLE – Pants Off Party
A quick visit playing with the nephews is always entertaining.
Keeghan Riley + Rylan Crowe
Hugh MacLeod — Phone Call
“They say talk is cheap, but based on usage, most folks must think texting is cheaper…
Truth is we live in a world dominated by mobile phones – there are actually more phones than there are people in the U.S. – yet we barely speak to each other anymore.
Our phones have become everything but a device to speak into (unless you’re one of the iPhoners who talk to Siri).
Phone or no phone, we should talk more, don’t you think?”
What more can I say – Genius.
Shane McConkey Trailer
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“He’s the most bad ass person on the face of the earth.”
-Travis Pastrana
Looking forward to seeing this RedBull release in 2013. The more I learn about Shane McConkey the crazier and nicer this guy seems to be. To hold you off until the movie is released… party out with some G.N.A.R or this ridiculous recap from last years Pain McShlonkey Classic.
I Love Awesomeness
HYDLE + BODYLAB — Begin
Life Reset Button – PUSH
18 years ago I quit gymnastics. Now that my gymnastics body has undoubtably worn off – It’s time to get back into shape and get my ass kicked a little.
Thanks to Matt D’Amico down at Body Lab – he has a program for this.
3 Month BodyLab Adventure Begin!
John Denver – 18 Holes
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With the release of ridiculously nice and warm weather all along the front range for this entire week... Golf season is now in session.
No better way to kick off the celebration of 18 holes with no one better than John Denver. Don't forget - he also likes to ski.
Brosive Hydle Looking for Tattoo Artist
My brother was recently looking for a new tattoo artist. So I sent him this amazing work… said he should hire this guy.
Superbowl Half Time Recap
MFCEO – Blades (Explicit)
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MFCEO Kenny Powers plays Steve Jobs and introduces his new K-Swiss product idea and explains where it comes from... BLADES.
“What do you ladies say we take a trip to uranus…
Get it?
Genius.
I Love Awesomeness
Warning: Get ready for some awesomeness.
Motorcycle vs. Car Drift Battle 2
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Genius.
Your Duck is Dead
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.”
The distressed woman wailed, “Are you sure?”
“Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead,” replied the vet..
“How can you be so sure?” she protested. “I mean you haven’t done any
testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something.”
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, “I’m sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.”
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$150!”
she cried, “$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!”
The vet shrugged, “I’m sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it’s now $150.”
Who’s up for a few Golf Jokes?
A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! “Help me dear,” she groans to her husband.
The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt. His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him.
“I’m dying here and you’re putting?”
“Don’t worry dear,” says the husband calmly, “they found a doctor on the second hole and he’s coming to help you.
“Well, how long will it take for him to get here?” she asks feebly.
“No time at all,” says her husband. “Everybody’s already agreed to let him play through.”
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A gushy reporter told Phil Mickelson, “You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What’s your secret?”
Mickelson replied, “The holes are numbered.”
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Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, “Ma’am, is that your husband?”
“Yes” says the woman.
“Did you hit him with that golf club?”
“Yes, yes, I did.” The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.
“How many times did you hit him?”
“I don’t know — five, six, maybe seven times…..just put me down for a five.”
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A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through.
Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swing. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.
As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, “Are you a good golfer?
The man replied: “Got here in two, didn’t I?
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The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.
She said: “What are your golf clubs doing here?”
He looked her right in the eye and said, “This isn’t going to take all day, is it?”
Conan – Tim Tebow Overtime Win Recreation
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