2009 Media Elements

In 2009 I averaged just over 69 captured media elements a day which is directly on par with the last three years.

I shot 9,582 videos and 14,304 photos on the canon. 1,421 came from the iPhone which is no longer a daily pocket device for me.

Superstars Tonight

Superstar Kristi
Superstar Kristi emails…

“Hi Everyone,

Just a reminder if you are home and watching TV tonight check out my new show “The Superstars” It airs at 8pm est 7 central on abc! I promise the first episode is packed with shocks and surprises! T.O and his partner will provide a ton of entertainment! Hope you are all doing great and hope to see you all again soon! Thanks, Kristi”

I can’t wait for this summers biggest battle on the beach.

Superstar Teams

Terrell Owens – Joanna Krupa
Brandi Chastain – Julio Iglesias Jr
Jeff Kent – Ali Landry
Kristi Leskinen – Maks Chmerkovskiy
Bode Miller – Paige Hemmis
Lisa Leslie – Dan Cortese
Robert Horry – Estella Warren
Jennifer Capriati – David Charvet

Bachelor Mark – Episode 5

I basically yawned through this episode. Bachelor Mark yawns early too, but was able to show off his theatrical skills. Snow adventures commence… and Jillian probes the crowd for the real answers. If I hear “are you here for the right reasons” one more time I am going to pop my own eyes out.

Episode 5 Summary

Bachelor Mark:

  • “Heeey… I’m on the balcony”
  • Yawn
  • Theatrical Performance
  • Yawn
  • Absolutely Nothing
  • Yawns in the rose ceremony
  • Mark goes home
  • Not surprised to see him go… but none the less am very surprised he had the balls to try this “find love on network television” approach of love seeking. It is good to have my golf partner back.

    Everyone Else:

  • Bachelors man up on adult sleds… vroom!
  • Jill asks are you here for the right reasons?
  • Breakdance gets a rose
  • Are YOU here for the right reasons?
  • Ed cries about job – gets rose
  • Bachelors man up on kids sleds… wee!
  • Maybe you are here for the RIGHT reasons?
  • Jesse roses
  • Ed needs to cry home to mom
  • Next Week:

  • Tanner goes hog wild
  • Wes calls his publicist… aka – himself
  • Someone’s on Propecia
  • Favorite Trackbacks

    ihategreenbeans

    Legislation + TV Ads

    As if we don’t have enough government involvement in our lives. Congress is getting involved with the volume level of TV commercials.

    I think California house representatives should have something better to do with their time. But the broadcasters are responding…

    “Broadcasters and advertisers want to set their own standards, in which a commercial would be “loud enough that a reasonable person can hear it, but not so loud you can hear it in Mongolia,”

    – Says Dan Jaffe, the executive vice president for government relations of the New York-based Association of National Advertisers.

    Does anybody even watch television ads?
    Here is the story for those board at work.

    Bachelor Mark – Episode 4

    Oh WOW – this is getting very interesting now. Bachelor Mark trims his beard and goes out for the first 2 on 1 date. Surprise surprise he opens up and comes out on top. I’m actually still really really blown away.

    Episode 4 Summary

    Bachelor Mark:

  • Amazingly says more then 2 words
  • 2 on 1 dates it with Mike + Jill
  • Opens up – wow
  • Steals the rose with some charismatic words of love
  • Everyone Else:

  • Curling Rules
  • Dave gets tied to a tree and beat up
  • Tanner puts his foot in his mouth
  • Juan and Dave share a cab ride
  • Next Week:

  • Whistler – those bastards
  • Favorite Trackbacks

    ihategreenbeans.com – read Two-On-One Date

    Hello Conan

    Mark this day in history. Conan O’Brien took over the Tonight Show on NBC with celebrity interview Will Ferrel and musical guest Pearl Jam.

    I thought the show was a shoulder shrug “ok” with video segments that were too long and too repetitive, but I will always remain a happy Conan viewer.

    Conan Intro:

    Johnny Carson’s Farewell Episode = 41.4 million viewers.
    Jay Leno’s First Episode = (trying to find)
    Jay Leno’s Last Episode = (8.8/20)
    Conan O’Brien’s First Episode = (7.1/17)

    Bachelor Mark – Episode 3

    Had a hamburger with Bachelor Mark today while watching episode 3 of ABC’s Bachelorette. The only thing more annoying then actually watching the show, is watching it with people that need character explanations from previous episodes.

    Episode 3 Summary

    Bachelor Mark:

  • Says more then two words
  • Finally featured in his first ITM
  • Forgets to shave
  • Everyone Else:

  • The dude has a serious foot fetish
  • Dave still hates Juan
  • It’s starting to get interesting